What The Hell Kind Of A Sub Sim Is This!!!!!

succerpunch · 05-09-15, 02:08 PM

http://best-submarine-simulation-game.blogspot.com/

WTF game is this! Its screenshots are from every bloody Subsim in existence (not really but still)

Please tell what you think?

Because I am not impressed!

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Gargamel · 05-09-15, 02:32 PM

I dunno, but I'd be curious about German Gato class U-boats operating in the pacific.

Subnuts · 05-09-15, 02:37 PM

Take a shot of whiskey every time you find something wrong with this uniform.

Onkel Neal · 05-09-15, 03:19 PM

Good enough for the main page

Betonov · 05-09-15, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Subnuts

Take a shot of whiskey every time you find something wrong with this uniform.

I'm not an expert on uniforms but I'd rather keep my whole bottle of Chivas for some other occasion and uniform experts should also refrain, pumping out the stomach is a costly operation.

Subnuts · 05-09-15, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Subnuts

Take a shot of whiskey every time you find something wrong with this uniform.

"Sure, I might be a six-stripe Hyperadmiral in the Navy, but every now and then I like to hop in my time machine, go back to the 50s, and be a Marine Corps Technical Sergeant for the weekend. Can I interest you in my Coast Guard re-enactment group?"

Schroeder · 05-09-15, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Subnuts

Take a shot of whiskey every time you find something wrong with this uniform.

Why? That's the normal uniform of Uber sergeant-major master-sergeants of the commanding officer corps of the US Navy.

NeonSamurai · 05-09-15, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Subnuts

Take a shot of whiskey every time you find something wrong with this uniform.

Sadly he lost his legs during World War XII. But don't worry, he is still able to float around barking orders while looking like a total badass (or is that dumbass

) thanks to the micro hover-lifts installed into his legs.

I also love the Akula... I'm sorry I mean German Gato submarine background.

Seriously though, the video is truly awesome.

Hinrich Schwab · 05-09-15, 07:30 PM

I had no idea that Bernard had branched out into game design.

Subnuts · 05-09-15, 07:40 PM

I think we're all being too mean. This is clearly the best subsim where you get to play a hovering superadmiral marine in command of a German Gato-class submarine in the Pacific with x number of torpedoes and a submachine gun. It even features "civil ships," a map screen, the ability to select targets, and a visor that you have to learn about before you accomplish your objectives!

Stealhead · 05-10-15, 02:38 AM

He's a Command Petty Sargent Senior Master Double Chief Secret Handshake Warrant Officer.

Sailor Steve · 05-10-15, 03:44 AM

He's wearing a Battle of the Bulge ribbon.

Pisces · 05-10-15, 04:22 AM

So which mod or game has the Aurora Borealis feature? I never knew that.

adrians69 · 05-10-15, 07:19 AM

WTF!!?? Where did this come from??

NeonSamurai · 05-10-15, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Subnuts

..It even features "civil ships,"

Well I for one am glad about that. Nothing is worse than an uncivil ship.

05-09-15, 02:08 PM	#1
succerpunch Torpedoman Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: South Africa, Cape Town Posts: 114 Downloads: 292 Uploads: 0	What The Hell Kind Of A Sub Sim Is This!!!!! http://best-submarine-simulation-game.blogspot.com/ WTF game is this! Its screenshots are from every bloody Subsim in existence (not really but still) Please tell what you think? Because I am not impressed! NOTE: When you visit the "Best Submarine Simulator link, have a good laugh, but we caution you, do not click the DOWNLOAD button. There is no sim, it's simply click bait. --Admin Last edited by Onkel Neal; 05-10-15 at 06:47 PM.

05-09-15, 02:32 PM	#2
Gargamel Lucky Sailor Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Rome Posts: 4,273 Downloads: 81 Uploads: 0	I dunno, but I'd be curious about German Gato class U-boats operating in the pacific. __________________ Luck is a residue of Design.

05-09-15, 02:37 PM	#3
Subnuts The Old Man Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Connecticut Posts: 1,658 Downloads: 14 Uploads: 0	Take a shot of whiskey every time you find something wrong with this uniform. __________________ My Amazon.com reviews

05-09-15, 03:19 PM	#4
Onkel Neal Born to Run Silent Join Date: Jan 1997 Location: Cougar Trap, Texas Posts: 21,383 Downloads: 541 Uploads: 224	Good enough for the main page __________________ SUBSIM - 26 Years on the Web

05-09-15, 07:40 PM	#10
Subnuts The Old Man Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Connecticut Posts: 1,658 Downloads: 14 Uploads: 0	I think we're all being too mean. This is clearly the best subsim where you get to play a hovering superadmiral marine in command of a German Gato-class submarine in the Pacific with x number of torpedoes and a submachine gun. It even features "civil ships," a map screen, the ability to select targets, and a visor that you have to learn about before you accomplish your objectives! __________________ My Amazon.com reviews

05-09-15, 07:30 PM	#9
Hinrich Schwab Grey Wolf Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 908 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 0	I had no idea that Bernard had branched out into game design.

05-10-15, 02:38 AM	#11
Stealhead Navy Seal Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Kentucky Posts: 5,421 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	He's a Command Petty Sargent Senior Master Double Chief Secret Handshake Warrant Officer.

05-10-15, 03:44 AM	#12
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	He's wearing a Battle of the Bulge ribbon. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

05-10-15, 04:22 AM	#13
Pisces Silent Hunter Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: AN9771 Posts: 4,904 Downloads: 304 Uploads: 0	So which mod or game has the Aurora Borealis feature? I never knew that.

05-10-15, 07:19 AM	#14
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