This is bang out of order

STEED · 10-25-06, 04:18 AM

The last time I checked we were living in a democracy.

£1,000 fine for householders who refuse council tax 'snoopers'

This is wrong and is taking us away from democrasy, I am going to write to my Member of Parliment.

goldorak · 10-25-06, 04:33 AM

Whats next ? Tax the amount of air we breath.

Really scary/****ty stuff happening in the UK.
Uk = Total Control over your citiziens.

Edit : interesting thing this politically correct automatic censor program.
I'm glad we don't use these on italian forums.

TteFAboB · 10-25-06, 04:56 AM

Bleh. How exactly are Brits ever going to get rid of this bureaucracy. Inflate, inflate, inflate, inflate, *POP*! The balloon can't expand forever, there's only so much money to be taxed.

By the way, Mr. goldorak, I see that you have posted 264 characters. That will cost you 208.5€ (0.75 per character plus 0.25 per word), plus two smilies, my-my what do you need two smileys for?! That will be 50€ each, so 100€ for the smileys. Also, it seems that you have wasted an empty paragraph. Bad idea, you'll have to pay a 150€ fine for wasting a paragraph. Finally there's an extra .50€ fee for using the edit feature.

In total: 459€. Cash please, thank you very much.

HunterICX · 10-25-06, 06:51 AM

Meh, Money Money Money....

Taxes...are everywhere you cant stop it
I saw on TV about the explaination of how it works

and the outcome is that we have so much taxes on everything including...

here it comes ''TAXES OVER TAXES!!!''

What I hells name is that! So I pay my taxes and have to pay taxes over that?

doesnt the governement hasnt got something better to do then pissing us off with their TaXes!

The Avon Lady · 10-25-06, 07:02 AM

Maybe Thatcher should come out of retirement.

Winston · 10-25-06, 07:31 AM

I can see it now. Tom and Barbra Good hugging on the sofa in the front room when all of a sudden armed police smash down the door and push both of them to the floor while 10 yards down the street a gang of drunken youths brake in to a car while two police guard the door looking on…

“Erm, you think we should do something Bill?”
“We are doing something Jim, we’re coming down hard on society’s most reviled criminal group, tax dodgers. God I feel powerful”
“Yeah, take that criminal underworld…Doughnuts?”

SkvyWvr · 10-25-06, 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Avon Lady

Maybe Thatcher should come out of retirement.

Yes bring back the 'Iron Maiden"

Captain Nemo · 10-25-06, 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Avon Lady

Maybe Thatcher should come out of retirement.

I remember when good old Maggie was elected in 1979, one of the first things her government did was to lower the basic rate of income tax from 33% to 30%. Great I thought until I read on that they had increased value added tax from 7.5% to 15%. With any government in the UK what you get in one hand is taken back with the other.

Nemo

The Avon Lady · 10-25-06, 08:28 AM

Time to play the Beatle's "Taxman"!

Maybe they can tax the pants off of Kylie Minogue.

jumpy · 10-25-06, 08:57 AM

Maybe I ought to order that crossbow I was looking at the other day, before the law changes so that the only sharp thing I can own is a plastic spoon :hmm:
Failing that any of these filth inspectors comes round to my place and the're gonna have to bring a tent because they'll be waiting for a goodly long time before I let these theives through the door.
I recon this governement will soon be running out of fingers to stick into pies. Only question is, what will they be 'dipping' with instead

10-25-06, 04:18 AM	#1
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	This is bang out of order The last time I checked we were living in a democracy. £1,000 fine for householders who refuse council tax 'snoopers' This is wrong and is taking us away from democrasy, I am going to write to my Member of Parliment. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

10-25-06, 04:56 AM	#3
TteFAboB Admiral Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 2,247 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	Bleh. How exactly are Brits ever going to get rid of this bureaucracy. Inflate, inflate, inflate, inflate, POP! The balloon can't expand forever, there's only so much money to be taxed. By the way, Mr. goldorak, I see that you have posted 264 characters. That will cost you 208.5€ (0.75 per character plus 0.25 per word), plus two smilies, my-my what do you need two smileys for?! That will be 50€ each, so 100€ for the smileys. Also, it seems that you have wasted an empty paragraph. Bad idea, you'll have to pay a 150€ fine for wasting a paragraph. Finally there's an extra .50€ fee for using the edit feature. In total: 459€. Cash please, thank you very much. __________________ "Tout ce qui est exagéré est insignifiant." ("All that is exaggerated is insignificant.") - Talleyrand

10-25-06, 06:51 AM	#4
HunterICX Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2006 Location: Malaga, España Posts: 10,750 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	Meh, Money Money Money.... Taxes...are everywhere you cant stop it I saw on TV about the explaination of how it works and the outcome is that we have so much taxes on everything including... here it comes ''TAXES OVER TAXES!!!'' What I hells name is that! So I pay my taxes and have to pay taxes over that? doesnt the governement hasnt got something better to do then pissing us off with their TaXes! __________________

10-25-06, 07:02 AM	#5
The Avon Lady Über Mom Join Date: May 2005 Location: Jerusalem, Israel Posts: 6,147 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Maybe Thatcher should come out of retirement. __________________ "Victory will come to us from the wombs of our women." - Houari Boumedienne, President of Algeria, Speech before the UN, 1974

10-25-06, 07:31 AM	#6
Winston Wild Night in Bangkok Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Wales Posts: 179 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	I can see it now. Tom and Barbra Good hugging on the sofa in the front room when all of a sudden armed police smash down the door and push both of them to the floor while 10 yards down the street a gang of drunken youths brake in to a car while two police guard the door looking on… “Erm, you think we should do something Bill?” “We are doing something Jim, we’re coming down hard on society’s most reviled criminal group, tax dodgers. God I feel powerful” “Yeah, take that criminal underworld…Doughnuts?” __________________ "Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash"

10-25-06, 04:33 AM	#2
goldorak Admiral Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 2,320 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Whats next ? Tax the amount of air we breath. Really scary/****ty stuff happening in the UK. Uk = Total Control over your citiziens. Edit : interesting thing this politically correct automatic censor program. I'm glad we don't use these on italian forums.

10-25-06, 08:28 AM	#9
The Avon Lady Über Mom Join Date: May 2005 Location: Jerusalem, Israel Posts: 6,147 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Time to play the Beatle's "Taxman"! Maybe they can tax the pants off of Kylie Minogue. __________________ "Victory will come to us from the wombs of our women." - Houari Boumedienne, President of Algeria, Speech before the UN, 1974

10-25-06, 08:57 AM	#10
jumpy Admiral Join Date: May 2003 Location: Midlands, UK Posts: 2,139 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	Maybe I ought to order that crossbow I was looking at the other day, before the law changes so that the only sharp thing I can own is a plastic spoon :hmm: Failing that any of these filth inspectors comes round to my place and the're gonna have to bring a tent because they'll be waiting for a goodly long time before I let these theives through the door. I recon this governement will soon be running out of fingers to stick into pies. Only question is, what will they be 'dipping' with instead __________________ when you’ve been so long in the desert, any water, no matter how brackish, looks like life