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10-13-06, 06:44 PM
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Sub Test Pilot
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Just a random email i got :D
George Bush has a heart attack and dies.
Obviously, he goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him. "I'm not sure what to do," says the devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. As you definitely have to stay here, I'm going to have to let someone else go. I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you so I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let you decide who leaves." The devil opened the door to the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of hot water. Nixon kept diving in and climbing out, over and over. Such was his fate in hell. "No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, I couldn't stay in hot water all day." The devil led him to the next room. Inside was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing the hammer, time after time. "No!" I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented George. The devil opened a third door. Inside, George saw Bill Clinton lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this." The devil smiled and said, "Ok, Monica, you're free to go!"
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10-13-06, 07:17 PM
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:rotfl: good one....and you know what they say in hell ''Torture till the end of times''
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10-14-06, 01:13 AM
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MUHAHAHAHA!!!! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
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10-14-06, 11:26 AM
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Heard it ten years ago, only then it was Ted Kennedy.
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Quote:
 (Why am I on this thread?  )
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10-14-06, 05:00 PM
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Eternal Patrol
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Über Mom
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Outta here - really! 
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Q. Know why women fake orgasm? A. They think we care. |
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10-15-06, 11:33 AM
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Admiral
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 :rotfl: 
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