Gotta Love This Guy

WutWuzDat · 09-12-06, 11:08 AM

The room was full of pregnant women, with their partners. The Lamaze class was in full swing.

The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and was telling the men how to give the necessary assurances to their partners at this stage of the pregnancy.

She said: "Ladies: remember that exercise is GOOD for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier!"

She looked at the men in the room. "And gentlemen, remember: you're in this together. So it wouldn't hurt you to go walking with your partner."

The room suddenly got very quiet as the men absorbed this information. Then a man at the back of the room slowly raised his hand.

"Yes?" asked the teacher.

" I was just wondering," the man said, "Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"

09-12-06, 11:14 AM

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The Avon Lady · 09-12-06, 11:20 AM

Putting golf clubs in the hands of a hyperventilating woman during contractions............

You men really are from Mars!

WutWuzDat · 09-12-06, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by The Avon Lady

Putting golf clubs in the hands of a hyperventilating woman during contractions............

You men really are from Mars!

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

09-12-06, 11:08 AM	#1
WutWuzDat Planesman Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: I can't remember... In front of a PC? Posts: 185 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Gotta Love This Guy The room was full of pregnant women, with their partners. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and was telling the men how to give the necessary assurances to their partners at this stage of the pregnancy. She said: "Ladies: remember that exercise is GOOD for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier!" She looked at the men in the room. "And gentlemen, remember: you're in this together. So it wouldn't hurt you to go walking with your partner." The room suddenly got very quiet as the men absorbed this information. Then a man at the back of the room slowly raised his hand. "Yes?" asked the teacher. " I was just wondering," the man said, "Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?" __________________ - Adam ©1988 - 2008. All rights reserved. Life is like a roll of toliet paper, the older you get, the faster it goes! Last edited by WutWuzDat; 09-12-06 at 11:13 AM.

09-12-06, 11:20 AM	#3
The Avon Lady Über Mom Join Date: May 2005 Location: Jerusalem, Israel Posts: 6,147 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Putting golf clubs in the hands of a hyperventilating woman during contractions............ You men really are from Mars! __________________ "Victory will come to us from the wombs of our women." - Houari Boumedienne, President of Algeria, Speech before the UN, 1974

09-12-06, 11:14 AM	#2
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