What separates a good guy from a bad guy: exposure

Skybird · 08-18-06, 10:10 AM

http://www.subsim.com/articles/article_usstexas1.php

Hey Neal, modern cameras have a button, if you push it, an automatic flashlight zooms out and lightens the scene. And every picture software has a knob somewhere where you can increase brightness and contrast

I demonstrate.

Before:

Darth Vader in white gala uniform is congratulated by Grand Moff Tarkin

After:

Captain Litherland in white dinner jacket is congratulated by secret Fleet Admiral of the Navy, Neal Stevens (travelling incognito).

August · 08-18-06, 10:11 AM

OMG Neal. I'm suprised they let you aboard with that shirt!

bradclark1 · 08-18-06, 10:32 AM

You can get beach bags with that same design.

08-18-06, 11:16 AM

Oh, man, I thought those were tattoos.

Skybird · 08-18-06, 12:27 PM

Tell me when you have enough of it these bright comments, Neal, and I will darken the picture again ASAP - until then, you have to suffer.

Onkel Neal · 08-18-06, 09:28 PM

I feel the love

joea · 08-19-06, 12:29 PM

I approve of this thread.

Neal's shirt (sorry dude).

:rotfl:

The Noob · 08-19-06, 01:26 PM

I like neals shirt. Now Seriously.

And no, i'm no Arschkriecher.

STEED · 08-19-06, 01:40 PM

It's not that loud for a shirt.

Skybird · 08-19-06, 02:34 PM

Now for something different, after we analysed his shirt. The expression on his face worries me. He looks intimidated, somehow, or worried. Lost, and lonely. Melancholic, maybe. And somehow out of advise. Was Captain Litherland such a dominant person? Or is it that you never have been photographed before? Were you wndering what that thing is in the hand of the photographer, and if it could hurt you?

Neal, if you have some secret burden to share, or something heavy on your mind, if you need our help, just tell us. We really could talk it over. Endlessly. Promised!

Now I got it - you remind me of our Klinsmann! Eh, your Klinsmann, I mean. Eh, Texas... :hmm: California... :hmm: their Klinsmann, I mean!

08-19-06, 07:49 PM

I just wanna know where Neal's left hand is at? Why is that Submarine Captain smiling so much? :hmm:

Sea Demon · 08-19-06, 07:51 PM

It looks like Neal's thinking..."Now how do I charm this guy to get a tour of that sub?"

Skybird · 08-19-06, 07:59 PM

For a psychoanalyst, those long, phallic symbols on that shirt look like being worth to spend some thought on. And the water, that classical symbol for the unconsciousness, symbolized by the boats that dwell in the middle of nothing - mysterious shirt-selection. I am really concerned now... I wonder what his wife says to that shirt (assuming that his wife still talks to him). You two are still talling, yes...? I am REALLY concerned now...

And I wonder what he is hiding under his cap!

Yahoshua · 08-19-06, 10:38 PM

I think Neal is grabbing the skippers' fanny there. I sthat why he's smiling Neal?

(All in good fun mate, all in good fun

)

Onkel Neal · 08-20-06, 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sea Demon

It looks like Neal's thinking..."Now how do I charm this guy to get a tour of that sub?"

Actually, that is scheduled for Sept 5. My pensive expression is because I am thinking of you guys, and how I wished you could join me.

08-18-06, 10:10 AM	#1
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,655 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	What separates a good guy from a bad guy: exposure http://www.subsim.com/articles/article_usstexas1.php Hey Neal, modern cameras have a button, if you push it, an automatic flashlight zooms out and lightens the scene. And every picture software has a knob somewhere where you can increase brightness and contrast I demonstrate. Before: Darth Vader in white gala uniform is congratulated by Grand Moff Tarkin After: Captain Litherland in white dinner jacket is congratulated by secret Fleet Admiral of the Navy, Neal Stevens (travelling incognito). __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert. Last edited by Skybird; 08-18-06 at 05:15 PM.

08-18-06, 10:11 AM	#2
August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,214 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	OMG Neal. I'm suprised they let you aboard with that shirt! __________________ Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.

08-18-06, 12:27 PM	#5
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,655 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Tell me when you have enough of it these bright comments, Neal, and I will darken the picture again ASAP - until then, you have to suffer. __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.

08-18-06, 09:28 PM	#6
Onkel Neal Born to Run Silent Join Date: Jan 1997 Location: Cougar Trap, Texas Posts: 21,385 Downloads: 541 Uploads: 224	I feel the love __________________ SUBSIM - 26 Years on the Web

08-19-06, 01:40 PM	#9
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	It's not that loud for a shirt. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

08-18-06, 10:32 AM	#3
bradclark1 Ocean Warrior Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Connecticut, USA. Posts: 2,794 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 0	You can get beach bags with that same design.

08-18-06, 11:16 AM	#4
Sailor Steve Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Oh, man, I thought those were tattoos.

08-19-06, 12:29 PM	#7
joea Silent Hunter Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: At periscope depth in Lake Geneva Posts: 3,512 Downloads: 25 Uploads: 0	I approve of this thread. Neal's shirt (sorry dude). :rotfl:

08-19-06, 01:26 PM	#8
The Noob The Old Man Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: de_dust2 Posts: 1,417 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I like neals shirt. Now Seriously. And no, i'm no Arschkriecher.

08-19-06, 02:34 PM	#10
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,655 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Now for something different, after we analysed his shirt. The expression on his face worries me. He looks intimidated, somehow, or worried. Lost, and lonely. Melancholic, maybe. And somehow out of advise. Was Captain Litherland such a dominant person? Or is it that you never have been photographed before? Were you wndering what that thing is in the hand of the photographer, and if it could hurt you? Neal, if you have some secret burden to share, or something heavy on your mind, if you need our help, just tell us. We really could talk it over. Endlessly. Promised! Now I got it - you remind me of our Klinsmann! Eh, your Klinsmann, I mean. Eh, Texas... :hmm: California... :hmm: their Klinsmann, I mean! __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.

08-19-06, 07:49 PM	#11
SubSerpent Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	I just wanna know where Neal's left hand is at? Why is that Submarine Captain smiling so much? :hmm:

08-19-06, 07:51 PM	#12
Sea Demon Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: USA Posts: 2,552 Downloads: 33 Uploads: 0	It looks like Neal's thinking..."Now how do I charm this guy to get a tour of that sub?"

08-19-06, 07:59 PM	#13
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,655 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	For a psychoanalyst, those long, phallic symbols on that shirt look like being worth to spend some thought on. And the water, that classical symbol for the unconsciousness, symbolized by the boats that dwell in the middle of nothing - mysterious shirt-selection. I am really concerned now... I wonder what his wife says to that shirt (assuming that his wife still talks to him). You two are still talling, yes...? I am REALLY concerned now... And I wonder what he is hiding under his cap! __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert. Last edited by Skybird; 08-19-06 at 08:03 PM.

08-19-06, 10:38 PM	#14
Yahoshua The Old Man Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,493 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I think Neal is grabbing the skippers' fanny there. I sthat why he's smiling Neal? (All in good fun mate, all in good fun ) __________________ Science is the organized unpredictability that strives not to set limits to mans' capabilities, but is the engine by which the limits of mans' understanding is defined-Yahoshua