a little joke

mapuc · 07-18-06, 04:23 PM

A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE
black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: 7 feet
tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound left testlcle, 3 pound right
testlcle, Turner Brown."

The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and
brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"

In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you
the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I
weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my left testicle weighs 3
pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn around"!

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Markus

2019 · 07-18-06, 04:32 PM

Nice one!

I liked also your jokes you made in the car while last summer we were traveling to see the Uboot in Germany.

How is your white t-shirt? btw.

mapuc · 07-18-06, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2019

Nice one!

I liked also your jokes you made in the car while last summer we were traveling to see the Uboot in Germany.

How is your white t-shirt? btw.

Ohhh so you stil remember? Well The shirt shrimped. So it became to small for me.

And it was the T-shirt with our Holland-meeting on.

Markus

kiwi_2005 · 07-18-06, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mapuc

A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE
black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: 7 feet
tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound left testlcle, 3 pound right
testlcle, Turner Brown."

The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and
brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"

In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you
the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I
weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my left testicle weighs 3
pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn around"!

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Markus

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

07-18-06, 04:23 PM	#1
mapuc CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 20,535 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	a little joke A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: 7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound left testlcle, 3 pound right testlcle, Turner Brown." The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?" The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown." The small guy says, "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn around"! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Markus

07-18-06, 04:32 PM	#2
2019 Engineer Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Berlin Posts: 202 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Nice one! I liked also your jokes you made in the car while last summer we were traveling to see the Uboot in Germany. How is your white t-shirt? btw. __________________ IMPERIAL U-FLOTILLA 1914-1918 http://www.dreadnoughtproject.org/heinrich/main.htm Current stage: 2 - Pre Alpha Status: 27%