Court Martial: Helmsman STEED.

Mustang · 02-02-06, 11:34 AM

*clears his throat*

Mustang strides confidently to the podium, with an exuberant smile he gazes around the room. "We are gathered here today to join this,
"Ow! Lieutenant what was the meaning of elbowing me like that?"
faint voices are heard, "What wrong speech?" more whispers, "A COURT MARTIAL!"

"Court is in RECESS!"

several hours later....

Mustang reenters the courtroom, a grimace painted upon his face. He steps abrumptly to the podium. "Gentlemen, and Lady Avon. We are here to Investigate the charges brought against one of our own. It is up to us, but more specifically you. To carefully review all the facts heard in this courtroom. Examine all testimonies, evidence, etc carefully as this officer's future now rests in your hands.

"Helmsman, STEED. You have been charged with the following,"

1. Spamming without a license.
2. Resurrecting too many old threads in a single day.
3. Sharing Classified information with the Public and and consequently endangering your fellow officers. ("Those Seats are in R&D Mister!")

How do you plead?

STEED · 02-02-06, 11:46 AM

Very funny in my defence I am back to work tomorrow and I shall only be on every other day I just like to say this is a great site full of great people.

PS Point taken

PPS just for you I shall not post for another 48 Hours and ease up

Have a great year

Mustang · 02-02-06, 11:48 AM

Is that a Guilty or not Guilty plead?

Dowly · 02-02-06, 11:48 AM

:hmm:

Mustang · 02-02-06, 11:54 AM

Meanwhile...

Lex Luther is seen atop the Legion of DOOM Headquarters, fixing a small satellite dish.

"With this, I'll be able to control all the minds at DC Comics into using Whiteout, and finally put and end to the Justic League FOrever."
Nyahahahaha!

Elsewhere...

The CourtRoom is silent, except for a pair of crickets doing the hustle on an open window ceal. That is until Kapitan shut the window on them.

Otherwise...

The Avon Lady · 02-02-06, 12:16 PM

I say give him the hot seat!

Neptunus Rex · 02-02-06, 12:32 PM

Banishment to the Phantom Zone is called for!!!!!! :rotfl:

jumpy · 02-02-06, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mustang

"Helmsman, STEED. You have been charged with the following,"

1. Spamming without a license.
2. Resurrecting too many old threads in a single day.
3. Sharing Classified information with the Public and and consequently endangering your fellow officers. ("Those Seats are in R&D Mister!")

1) I'd say that there are those who are bigger spammers here at subsim than STEED... license or no.

2) Bring on the pointy beards and belt buckles worn on hats! lol
ooh-eer! are you accusing him of witchcraft or necromancy? A hard one to prove considering I doubt that there's any practitioners of such black arts that are willing to give evidence to substantiate such a claim, given the proximity of ample bundles of kindling, lamp oil, a good stout (slightly charred though emminantly serviceable) stake and some of those waterproof matches, all lying about conveniently gathereing dust.

3) I take it that this classified info pertains to the current location of the captain's secret rum ration?

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02-02-06, 11:34 AM	#1
Mustang Helmsman Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 102 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	Court Martial: Helmsman STEED. clears his throat Mustang strides confidently to the podium, with an exuberant smile he gazes around the room. "We are gathered here today to join this, "Ow! Lieutenant what was the meaning of elbowing me like that?" faint voices are heard, "What wrong speech?" more whispers, "A COURT MARTIAL!" "Court is in RECESS!" several hours later.... Mustang reenters the courtroom, a grimace painted upon his face. He steps abrumptly to the podium. "Gentlemen, and Lady Avon. We are here to Investigate the charges brought against one of our own. It is up to us, but more specifically you. To carefully review all the facts heard in this courtroom. Examine all testimonies, evidence, etc carefully as this officer's future now rests in your hands. "Helmsman, STEED. You have been charged with the following," 1. Spamming without a license. 2. Resurrecting too many old threads in a single day. 3. Sharing Classified information with the Public and and consequently endangering your fellow officers. ("Those Seats are in R&D Mister!") How do you plead?

02-02-06, 12:16 PM	#6
The Avon Lady Über Mom Join Date: May 2005 Location: Jerusalem, Israel Posts: 6,147 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	I say give him the hot seat! __________________ "Victory will come to us from the wombs of our women." - Houari Boumedienne, President of Algeria, Speech before the UN, 1974

02-02-06, 11:46 AM	#2
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Very funny in my defence I am back to work tomorrow and I shall only be on every other day I just like to say this is a great site full of great people. PS Point taken PPS just for you I shall not post for another 48 Hours and ease up Have a great year

02-02-06, 11:48 AM	#3
Mustang Helmsman Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 102 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	Is that a Guilty or not Guilty plead?

02-02-06, 11:48 AM	#4
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,052 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	:hmm:

02-02-06, 11:54 AM	#5
Mustang Helmsman Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 102 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	*Meanwhile...* Lex Luther is seen atop the Legion of DOOM Headquarters, fixing a small satellite dish. "With this, I'll be able to control all the minds at DC Comics into using Whiteout, and finally put and end to the Justic League FOrever." Nyahahahaha! *Elsewhere...* The CourtRoom is silent, except for a pair of crickets doing the hustle on an open window ceal. That is until Kapitan shut the window on them. Otherwise...

02-02-06, 12:32 PM	#7
Neptunus Rex Frogman Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Ohio, USA Posts: 294 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Banishment to the Phantom Zone is called for!!!!!! :rotfl: