a very good short story

[Kapitan]

look, smile,teeth, lips ,voice, Sexy, car, feel, apartment,couch,music,dance, lights,drink, moist,dry,soft,firm,fast,slow,easy,hard,leg,knee.t high ,shoulders,breast,fingers,silky,rough,breath, living room, bed room, bathroom, sheets, shower, cigarette, coffee, stockings,brassiere, dress,shirt,naked,rattle,door , husband,scramble,kill,clothes,window.

written by steve moss the worlds shortest story on sale $7.95

[Takeda Shingen]

[facetiousness]

But you have given it to us for free! Our own Kapitain, in breach of copyright law. I am beside myself, and can't help feeling slightly responsible for my lack of guidance. Where did I go wrong?

[/facetiousness]

[Kapitan]

if its copy right why is it in my GCSE exam?

[Oberon]

Sounds like an Edexcel exam :hmm:

[Takeda Shingen]

From Merriam-Webster:

facetious

ajd/ [,Fr. ,L. facetus, witty] joking or trying to be humorous, esp. at the wrong time --see SYN. at WITTY --fa . ce' . tious . ly adj --fa . ce' . tious . ness n


In seriousness, I am certain that your test has it's own copyright. Those companies don't develop and tailor them for free, you know.

[Takeda Shingen]

Originally Posted by Oberon

Sounds like an Edexcel exam :hmm:

Turn your head. Cough, please. Good.

[Kapitan]

sheesh get a sense of humor and read into the story and then tell me what its ment.

yes its edexcel and yeah i will need help with this one i do see what it means just need other views

[Takeda Shingen]

I do have a sense of humor, Kapitain. I just don't think you are catching mine. That's okay.

It seems to me that this is an affair that goes horribly wrong when the husband unexpectedly enters.

[Oberon]

The stereotypical 'dive out the window as the husband enters' scene.
Also sometimes known as the 'hide in the wardrobe as husband enters' scene or 'Escorted to hospital after husband enters' scene.
Depending on how quick you are.

[jumpy]

Originally Posted by Oberon

Sounds like an Edexcel exam :hmm:

Sounds like a piece of crap!

Being somewhat 'oldskool' when it comes to the written word I find this kind of thing to be a goodly deal below par when it comes to talent, creativity and learning... if that were all there is to 'creative writing' we'd all be churning this guff out by the bucket load and living the life of riley- I'm assuming this is from some kind of english paper? Where's the shakespear!? This has none of the style and finness that language is all about, nor any of the embellishments wich (for me anyway) make reading such a joy and pleasure, not just some mindless ejaculation of seemingly unrelated nouns and verbs spooging accross the page like so much good intention, curling the pages of my soul as it dries. Bah! Humbug.

Read, article, blinked, slowly, huffed, thought, derogatory, reply, quick, typed, scathing, scoff, question, asking, literature, gone. Considered, scroats, maturing, education, waste, books, time, effort, failing, understand, standards, shortfall, load, rubbish, supprise, none.

Sorry, rant over

[Oberon]

Originally Posted by jumpy

Sounds like a piece of crap!

Same thing
Edexcel (at least when I was doing my GCSEs) were notorious for making errors within their exams, my Geography GCSE came with a error page, correcting the mistakes they'd already made within the exam. :hmm:

[Kapitan]

dont know about you oberon but did you notice a dyslexic wrote the exam?

im bad but i dont put half a dozen words in a paragraph misspelt

oh and yeah it is a pile of crap to be honest waste of time

[StdDev]

There is a kind of haiku-esque quality (perhaps even art) to it..

[Abraham]

Originally Posted by jumpy

Read, article, blinked, slowly, huffed, thought, derogatory, reply, quick, typed, scathing, scoff, question, asking, literature, gone. Considered, scroats, maturing, education, waste, books, time, effort, failing, understand, standards, shortfall, load, rubbish, supprise, none.

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[Kapitan]

yes lol