Fanatical Welsh rugby fan gives himself the chop!

Konovalov · 11-17-05, 06:44 AM

http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2005/...016820398.html

I read this story in my paper from back in Oz and just couldn't believe it. How could anyone bring themselves to perform such an act of self-mutilation?

In particular this part really made me shudder:

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"So I started hacking away at my tackle.

"It took about 10 minutes and there was quite a bit of pain but I just kept going.

"The cutters were blunt so I had to keep snipping."

After picking his testicles from the toilet bowl, he went to the social club.

I can only conclude that he must have had big balls to perform such an act or be clinically insane! One thing is for ceratin and that is that he ain't got big balls anymore.

This world is a crazy place at times.

kiwi_2005 · 11-17-05, 07:06 AM

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

The Avon Lady · 11-17-05, 07:24 AM

Now he's got a chance at winning the Eurovision!

jumpy · 11-17-05, 07:34 AM

yer, read this one when it came out a couple of months ago... OUCH!

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Originally Posted by Konovalov

I can only conclude that he must have had big balls to perform such an act or be clinically insane! One thing is for ceratin and that is that he ain't got big balls anymore.

This world is a crazy place at times. yep

nah, he's just Welsh -'s all you really need to know

DAB · 11-17-05, 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by jumpy

yer, read this one when it came out a couple of months ago... OUCH!

nah, he's just Welsh -'s all you really need to know

I shall remain silent and just glare at you for that one

August · 11-17-05, 08:18 AM

You can't use the term "big balls" when describing testicular self mutilation...

jumpy · 11-17-05, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by DAB

I shall remain silent and just glare at you for that one

that's ok, my granddad on my fathers side is (read: was) Welsh.

Sixpack · 11-17-05, 09:22 AM

Talking about religious fanatix.......

Konovalov · 11-17-05, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Sixpack

Talking about religious fanatix.......

And your point is what 6pak?

Polak · 11-17-05, 09:38 AM

I can respect that man, he said that he would do it, and he did it...

Sixpack · 11-17-05, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Konovalov

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Originally Posted by Sixpack

Talking about religious fanatix.......

And your point is what 6pak?

To some rugby is 'religion'. I meant nothing more, nothing less.

Hitman · 11-17-05, 10:00 AM

Simply the act of reading it, does "hurt"

I got seasick when I arrived at the part where the explains that cutters did not longer cut and how he went on....

....considering that I have been present in more than one autopsy with no problems, this indicates how frightening this act is

retired1212 · 11-17-05, 10:50 AM

His prick lost its best friends

TteFAboB · 11-17-05, 11:19 PM

At some people will take thier bets more seriously now. :rotfl:

lesrae · 11-18-05, 06:49 AM

On the plus side, a few more sheep can sleep easy at night now :O)

(sorry DAB - couldn't resist)

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August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,197 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	You can't use the term "big balls" when describing testicular self mutilation... __________________ Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.

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Hitman Pacific Aces Dev Team Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Spain Posts: 6,109 Downloads: 109 Uploads: 2	Simply the act of reading it, does "hurt" I got seasick when I arrived at the part where the explains that cutters did not longer cut and how he went on.... ....considering that I have been present in more than one autopsy with no problems, this indicates how frightening this act is __________________ One day I will return to sea ...

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