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I have these wierd dreams all the time....on my honor, last night I had a dream that one of my crewman died. I loaded him into the front torpdeo tubes and FIRED HIM INTO A BATTLESHIP AND IT SANK. You know you play too much SH when you start dreaming about it...
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My SH3 dreams tend to center around bearing and AOD......
Very stressfull....
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I've had alot of dreams, and alot of them were wierder than this...I have a text file somewhere, lemme find it.
"I had the wierdest dream last night. I dreamt that I was sitting in a trench with a bunch of random anime characters. We were wearing Revolutionary war garb and packing muskets. We were surrounded by the fog of war. So Ryoko from Tenchi Muyo cries "Don't fire until you see their [incomprehensible]. Everyone steadied their rifles against the edge of the trench. The music of fifes played on the wind. The fog parted...and out came an army of globes...led by none other than Michael Jackson himself. The distance closed to mere feet. Suddenly, Jackson grabs his crotch and breaks into the dance number from that music video where he turned into a werewolf and s***. I think it was Thriller. The globes started dancing too. My anime comrades started doing the Robot. " That one was the first truly wierd dream I ever had. |
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I have more.
then there was this wierd dream the other night that i dreamt that I was dreaming about English class with Skeletor (A horrible old woman). I figured "eh, its a dream and I can do what i want!" and I tried to kill Skeletor by throttling her to death. But she wouldn't die! So I threw her out the window and she still didn't die. So I convinced myself to wake up, and I woke up into another dream. I was at a family reunion, and I was handcuffed to none other than Robert de Niro! (because I had been such a bad boy) I didn't want to embarrass my parents by being a known felon, so we escaped next door to a mexican school consisting of a bunch of trailers. We hid out in one trailer, and the cops came in and talked to the teacher, and we was just sitting at a desk like students, and then Mexican school let out for the year and and we had to leave, and the cops jumped up and started beating Robert de Niro with their nightsticks, and he started screaming "Help! Help! I'm being oppressed!" ![]() |
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Are there a lot of brightly colored toads where you live? :hmm:
The strangest dream I've had was one where I actually died.....
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I have like a million of these.
I had the WIERDEST ****ing dream last night. I dreamt that I went to the movies to see LOTR and I saw a ****ed up version of it. Here is how it went... A bunch of thieves broke into Sauron's mansion, and started stealing s**t. One of then found a shiney thing, and it transported them all into Sauron's "Happy Dimension of Everlasting Innocence", which was kinda like Never Neverland from Peter Pan. And Sauron was like GARRR! Evil adults in my dimension of innocence!? How dare they! I will send children and baby goblins to get them good! And so the thieves escaped from the dimension and met the kids and goblins. The goblins were the CUTEST d*mn thing you ever saw, sooo cute, and cuddly. And so the kids were like "Greetings, we are from Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and we were send by Lord Sauron to tell you not to go into his Happy Dimension of Everlasting Innocence because you are perverted adults." And they were like "S**T S**T S**T MAN! SAURON! S**T S**T!" and they went crazy. And in the movie theatre I was like "WTF? This isn't LOTR!" |
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Your wish is my command, Herr Kaleun!
I had the wierdest dream last night. I dreamt that I was a crack addicted werewolf. I would get crack by stealing tomatoes from a ninja master, and sticking them in the back seat of my car. Then during the night the crack fairy would come and take my tomatoes and give me crack. |
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More to come later! They lose their touch when you read them all at once.
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How many times I dreamed that I was sunk with my U-Boot and all my crew ???
I really can't say. The "ping" becoming faster and louder... "Zerstörer läuft an!" "Kriegsschiff ! Macht große Fahrt ! Kommt näher" "Wir wurden entdeckt, Herr Kaleun!" "Zerstörer läuft an!" "Wir haben kritischen Wassereinbruch, Herr Kaleun!"... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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I`ve never died in a dream, I always wake up just when I`m about to die or get hurt.
My wierdest dream, that I remember was a couple of weeks ago, when I had a dream where I was sleeping and my alarm clock started to ring, I woke to that "dream alarm clock". |
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Yeah ! the alarm ring ! I have it too sometimes :rotfl:
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