Great Escapes

Twitchy · 10-18-05, 12:28 PM

I need some cheering up, so lemme hear about your Great Escapes!

To get the ball rolling, I'll share mine.

About 10 minutes ago, I had no choice but to engage an armed trawler. That little armed trawler ended up bringing in a destroyer and two other armed trawlers. The trawlers circled me as the destroyer tried to ram me. It came on at full speed and at the last prudent moment, I hit hard port and I missed him JUST BARELY, he knocked me down 20%. I pulled out of the port and spun my guns around and fired a few shots into one of the trawlers KABOOM! The trawler exploded in a fireball. The destroyer came round to ram me again, our hulls screeched together and he knocked off another 20%. As we passed, I manned the flag gun and blew the hell out of the destroyer, taking out one of ITS flak guns. As we pulled out of the turn again, I blew the other trawler to hell and ran for home. The destroyer chased me, and tried to ram me AGAIN. I was feeling suicidal so I spun my deck gun around again and fired OVER and OVER. When he would get out of range of my deck gun, I would shoot him with my flak (for fun). He tried to ram me AGAIN. This time, I evaded it comepletely, and shot a shellinto his engine room at point blank. BOOM. FARKING BOOM! I BLEW UP THE DESTROYER WITH MY DECK GUN AND RAN FOR HOME. For no less than 500 miles I was harrassed by hurricane bombers! I shot down two of them, and made it back to base with 24 PERCENT HULL LEFT. Not ONE man was killed or injured. Its all true. No lie.

10-18-05, 12:28 PM	#1
Twitchy Navy Dude Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 177 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Great Escapes I need some cheering up, so lemme hear about your Great Escapes! To get the ball rolling, I'll share mine. About 10 minutes ago, I had no choice but to engage an armed trawler. That little armed trawler ended up bringing in a destroyer and two other armed trawlers. The trawlers circled me as the destroyer tried to ram me. It came on at full speed and at the last prudent moment, I hit hard port and I missed him JUST BARELY, he knocked me down 20%. I pulled out of the port and spun my guns around and fired a few shots into one of the trawlers KABOOM! The trawler exploded in a fireball. The destroyer came round to ram me again, our hulls screeched together and he knocked off another 20%. As we passed, I manned the flag gun and blew the hell out of the destroyer, taking out one of ITS flak guns. As we pulled out of the turn again, I blew the other trawler to hell and ran for home. The destroyer chased me, and tried to ram me AGAIN. I was feeling suicidal so I spun my deck gun around again and fired OVER and OVER. When he would get out of range of my deck gun, I would shoot him with my flak (for fun). He tried to ram me AGAIN. This time, I evaded it comepletely, and shot a shellinto his engine room at point blank. BOOM. FARKING BOOM! I BLEW UP THE DESTROYER WITH MY DECK GUN AND RAN FOR HOME. For no less than 500 miles I was harrassed by hurricane bombers! I shot down two of them, and made it back to base with 24 PERCENT HULL LEFT. Not ONE man was killed or injured. Its all true. No lie.