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Old 10-15-05, 06:41 AM   #1
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Why are blonde jokes so stupid?

So brunettes can get them!

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Old 10-16-05, 02:23 PM   #2
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ouch... burnettes are cool

Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?
A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

yeah it's a waste of bandwidth but it keeps me busy, I really should get back to the college stuff.
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Old 10-16-05, 10:41 PM   #3
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Visual basic is a graphics package for blondes.
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Old 10-17-05, 01:32 AM   #4
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how did the blone pilot die?

she turned off the fan in her helicopter because it got cold

my girl friend is blonde she admits shes dumb even though she aint :hmm:
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Old 10-17-05, 06:46 AM   #5
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hi,

Q : what do you call a brunette in between 2 blondes?

A : Interpreter!


Q : what do you call a Blonde whose dyed here hair Brunette?

A : Artificial Intelligence!


Q: what does a peroxide blonde and a Boeing 747 have in common?

A : They both have a Black Box!

Got to love them blondes

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Old 10-17-05, 12:43 PM   #6
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Why do brunettes make up all the best blonde jokes? Because they have nothing better to do when they're sitting alone at home on Saturday nights.

We Americans had a great blonde joke in the late 1980s: Dan Quayle.
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Old 10-17-05, 01:48 PM   #7
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hi,

Q : what do you call a brunette in between 2 blondes?

A : Interpreter!


Q : what do you call a Blonde whose dyed here hair Brunette?

A : Artificial Intelligence!


Q: what does a peroxide blonde and a Boeing 747 have in common?

A : They both have a Black Box!

Got to love them blondes

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nice! real nice :rotfl:
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Old 10-18-05, 01:56 AM   #8
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I have always taken blondes very, very seriously.
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Old 10-20-05, 08:07 AM   #9
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Why do brunettes make up all the best blonde jokes? Because they have nothing better to do when they're sitting alone at home on Saturday nights.
Ouch! I alwasy liked brunettes anyway.. because I'm blond myself. :rotfl:
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