How did they know ??

mapuc · 01-12-16, 04:05 PM

This is a "crime story" from when I was a very little boy.

When visiting my Grandma, I used to "invade" her pantry to eat some of the sweet she had placed there-was especially interested in eating icing sugar.

This was not the fist time I had done this and a few times this had been discovered by either my Grandma or my parents and I got an scolding

This time however I was assure no one saw me. After I had eaten some icing sugar, I packed it as good as I could and went into the living room where the grown-ups where sitting.

Markus ! Have you again been in Grandma's pantry

I of course denied this, saying- No I have not, My Mom got angry and gave me a spank and said Go and wash your face.

When I came to the bathroom and stood on a chair I could see I was quite white around my mouth and nose.

Markus

Oberon · 01-12-16, 04:14 PM

Clearly a British plot.

Betonov · 01-12-16, 04:16 PM

70% off all crime preparations is exit strategy.

mapuc · 01-12-16, 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oberon

Clearly a British plot.

Forgot to mention that this was my Mothers Mom.

Markus

STEED · 01-12-16, 04:19 PM

Sounds like a Hollywood block buster script you got there.

vienna · 01-12-16, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oberon

Clearly a British plot.

Not to worry; Homer's got it sorted out:

<O>

mapuc · 01-12-16, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by STEED

Sounds like a Hollywood block buster script you got there.

Yeah

I already got the title

"Little boy all alone in the Grandma's pantry"

Watch this funny movie, where a little boy goes berserk in his Grandma's pantry

Markus

fireftr18 · 01-12-16, 07:48 PM

Careful with your suggestions. You might inspire Armistead to write and direct a play and bribe all of us to perform in it. We Bilge Rats are still not exactly right from the one he did at the Ubisoft forum.

Reece · 01-12-16, 08:23 PM

All I can say is "Suffer ya little snot!"

Jimbuna · 01-13-16, 08:01 AM

The proof of the pudding is in the eating.

vienna · 01-13-16, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

The proof of the pudding is in the eating.

<O>

mapuc · 01-13-16, 04:43 PM

Now you may think

He must have learned a lesson by this.

Oh indeed I did learned a lesson

Go to the bathroom after have gone berserk in my Grandma's pantry before entering the living room or another room where my parents are or some other grown-ups.

I guess they must have known this, ´cause later my Grandma had put a padlock on the door.

Markus

d@rk51d3 · 01-13-16, 10:46 PM

Black pudding? How about vanilla?

The Vanilla Pudding Robbery

Excerpted from an article which appeared in The Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.

Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately.

The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank.

The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding.

As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, 'At least we'll have a bite to eat.'

The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened.

They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered little bowls of pudding.

Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.

The newspaper headline read:

'IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING'

KrazyDimondRX · 01-13-16, 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by d@rk51d3

'IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING'

LOL!! you're one sick puppy

01-12-16, 04:05 PM	#1
mapuc CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 20,535 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	How did they know ?? This is a "crime story" from when I was a very little boy. When visiting my Grandma, I used to "invade" her pantry to eat some of the sweet she had placed there-was especially interested in eating icing sugar. This was not the fist time I had done this and a few times this had been discovered by either my Grandma or my parents and I got an scolding This time however I was assure no one saw me. After I had eaten some icing sugar, I packed it as good as I could and went into the living room where the grown-ups where sitting. Markus ! Have you again been in Grandma's pantry I of course denied this, saying- No I have not, My Mom got angry and gave me a spank and said Go and wash your face. When I came to the bathroom and stood on a chair I could see I was quite white around my mouth and nose. Markus

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STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Sounds like a Hollywood block buster script you got there. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

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fireftr18 Ocean Warrior Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Kentucky Posts: 2,528 Downloads: 77 Uploads: 0	Careful with your suggestions. You might inspire Armistead to write and direct a play and bribe all of us to perform in it. We Bilge Rats are still not exactly right from the one he did at the Ubisoft forum. __________________ Of all the forms of Martial Arts, Karaoke causes the most pain!

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Reece CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Down Under Posts: 34,686 Downloads: 171 Uploads: 0	All I can say is "Suffer ya little snot!" __________________ *Sub captains go down with their ship!*

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Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,453 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	The proof of the pudding is in the eating. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	Clearly a British plot.

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Betonov Navy Seal Join Date: May 2009 Location: Slovenia Posts: 8,647 Downloads: 26 Uploads: 0	70% off all crime preparations is exit strategy.

01-13-16, 04:43 PM	#12
mapuc CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 20,535 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	Now you may think He must have learned a lesson by this. Oh indeed I did learned a lesson Go to the bathroom after have gone berserk in my Grandma's pantry before entering the living room or another room where my parents are or some other grown-ups. I guess they must have known this, ´cause later my Grandma had put a padlock on the door. Markus

01-13-16, 10:46 PM	#13
d@rk51d3 Sea Lord Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Adelaide, South Australia Posts: 1,951 Downloads: 207 Uploads: 0	Black pudding? How about vanilla? The Vanilla Pudding Robbery Excerpted from an article which appeared in The Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2. Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, 'At least we'll have a bite to eat.' The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened. They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered little bowls of pudding. Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The newspaper headline read: 'IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING'