You can't make this stuff up!

[Wolferz]

Stories or articles of the preposterous nature only please.

The following is a product review for an appliance hand truck at Lowes...

Best hand truck ev4r!
Overall Rating:

5 / 5





Jeremiah (read all my reviews)

Location:Atlanta, GA, USA
Gender Male
Age 25-34
Time of Purchase: within last month
Place of Purchase: in store
Level of Expertise: Expert

Date:November 2, 2014

Features:

5 / 5


Value:

5 / 5


Design:

5 / 5


Quality:

5 / 5


Ease of use:

5 / 5





This hand truck is so sweet. At first I didn't think it would go very fast, but if the angle is right when you hop on it really will. The best part is sliding on rails, the padded ribs lets this puppy grind almost as good as my friends wheel chair for half the price! Although technically his insurance did pay for it, the hand truck he was using before he got injured had non of the safety features that this puppy has! Especially the adjustable strap, I mean the guys who designed this thing really know their stuff, I bet I hit 50mph coming down the on ramp. Lowes doesn't sell a matching speedometer so there's no way to really know. Seriously though I wouldn't recommend anything that may be considered dangerous, but the hand truck does everything I expected and more!

[Rockstar]

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/AS...O8/revsit0e-20

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

38,862 of 39,365 people found the following review helpful

Dual Function Design

By Amazon Customer on November 10, 2008

Color Name: Dark GreenSize Name: Boys 2-4

This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women

Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.

[Stealhead]

Pretty funny though I'd say its just people being creative.

Here is another
http://www.amazon.com/Laser-Eyes-Spa...0KAZF79N5X9YEY

[Rockstar]

Originally Posted by Stealhead

Pretty funny though I'd say its just people being creative.

Here is another
http://www.amazon.com/Laser-Eyes-Spa...0KAZF79N5X9YEY

Then there are sites like this. Not sure if they're trying to be creative or completely off their rocker.

http://www.allnewspipeline.com/index.php?pr=Home

[Wolferz]

Originally Posted by Rockstar

Then there are sites like this. Not sure if they're trying to be creative or completely off their rocker.

http://www.allnewspipeline.com/index.php?pr=Home

No crackpots manning that ship.

[Wolferz]

With automotive technology.


http://www.msn.com/en-us/video/downt...man/vi-AAaneY3

http://www.msn.com/en-us/video/downt...urn/vi-AAapy0e