I took a trip on a sailing ship and when I reached Jamaica I had to stop

Von Tonner · 03-10-15, 09:38 AM

I gotta say, the "weed" in Cape Town must be unbelievable. Here is a dude rowing a blow-up pool boat one nautical mile off Cape Town. And get this - his oar is a flipping garden rake!!!!!!

NSRI were called out after he was spotted.

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Aktungbby · 03-10-15, 10:50 AM

The man is a 'bit of a rake'!!!

I'll bet your other beaus never made you a canoe paddle, did they Fanny?"

swamprat69er · 03-11-15, 05:13 AM

It doesn't matter what you use to get on the water, as long as you get on.

I want some of what he is smoking!

Eichhörnchen · 03-11-15, 05:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

I'll bet your other beaus never made you a canoe paddle, did they Fanny?"

"No, but they were always trying to get me interested in their rowlocks..."

Wolferz · 03-11-15, 06:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Eichhornchen

"No, but they were always trying to get me interested in their rowlocks..."

Did you mean oarlocks, Fanny?

Eichhörnchen · 03-11-15, 06:39 AM

I wondered who would come back with that... we call 'em rowlocks but we pronounce the word "rollocks", a favourite inuendo here...

"Don't you mean gollocks?"

Jimbuna · 03-11-15, 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Von Tonner

I gotta say, the "weed" in Cape Town must be unbelievable. Here is a dude rowing a blow-up pool boat one nautical mile off Cape Town. And get this - his oar is a flipping garden rake!!!!!!

NSRI were called out after he was spotted.

Quote:

The man was questioned on the scene but seemed "unable to answer". He was taken in for safekeeping as the authorities feared he might decide to go back into the sea.

Can't say I'm surprised

Aktungbby · 03-11-15, 12:09 PM

Actually in looking at the photo bemusedly, and knowing what kayakers do on the Napa River and SF Bay where the ganja grows tall BBY,

I don't see the problem as worthy of police intervention except for no life vest apparent. The man's ASEA in tranquil waters. PWB (paddling while black) appears likely...

makeshift paddles aren't grounds for a non-consensual police stop...

Wolferz · 03-11-15, 03:51 PM

They should have left him be. Nature tends to clean that shtuff up without human intervention needed.

Oh. what do you do with a drunken sailor
What do you do with a drunken sailor
What do you do with a drunken sailor

Early in the morning.

swamprat69er · 03-11-15, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

Oh. what do you do with a drunken sailor
What do you do with a drunken sailor
What do you do with a drunken sailor

Early in the morning.

What do you DO?

Jeff-Groves · 03-11-15, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by swamprat69er

What do you DO?

Ya let him float and wait for the Great Whites to bite him in the arse!
All the while filming for the Discovery Channel's 'Shark Week'.

Aktungbby · 03-11-15, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Jeff-Groves

Ya let him float and wait for the Great Whites to bite him in the arse!
.

He'll 'need to smoke a bigger joint'... for medicinal purposes!

Jeff-Groves · 03-11-15, 06:34 PM

Hello Dadda?
Yea, it's me again.
They busted me floating while using dagga!
Lady Gaga said it was ok!
Can you bail me out?

em2nought · 03-11-15, 09:21 PM

Hooper drives the boat, chief.

The cabin boy, the cabin boy...

Wolferz · 03-12-15, 06:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

He'll 'need to smoke a bigger joint'... for medicinal purposes!

He's gonna need a beeger boat

03-10-15, 09:38 AM	#1
Von Tonner Seasoned Skipper Join Date: May 2005 Location: South Africa Posts: 711 Downloads: 44 Uploads: 0	I took a trip on a sailing ship and when I reached Jamaica I had to stop I gotta say, the "weed" in Cape Town must be unbelievable. Here is a dude rowing a blow-up pool boat one nautical mile off Cape Town. And get this - his oar is a flipping garden rake!!!!!! NSRI were called out after he was spotted. http://traveller24.news24.com/MyTrav...gn=Newsletters __________________ "Knowledge is like a lion:it cannot be gently embraced" - South African proverb

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Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 29,979 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	The man is a 'bit of a rake'!!!I'll bet your other beaus never made you a canoe paddle, did they Fanny?" __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!!

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swamprat69er Aceydeucy Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Ontario,Canada Posts: 1,889 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	It doesn't matter what you use to get on the water, as long as you get on. I want some of what he is smoking! __________________ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ That which does not kill us, makes us stronger. We the willing, led by the unsure, have done so much with so little, for so long, that we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.

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Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 29,979 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	Actually in looking at the photo bemusedly, and knowing what kayakers do on the Napa River and SF Bay where the ganja grows tall BBY, I don't see the problem as worthy of police intervention except for no life vest apparent. The man's ASEA in tranquil waters. PWB (paddling while black) appears likely... makeshift paddles aren't grounds for a non-consensual police stop... __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!!

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Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	They should have left him be. Nature tends to clean that shtuff up without human intervention needed. Oh. what do you do with a drunken sailor What do you do with a drunken sailor What do you do with a drunken sailor Early in the morning. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

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Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,370 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	I wondered who would come back with that... we call 'em rowlocks but we pronounce the word "rollocks", a favourite inuendo here... "Don't you mean gollocks?"

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em2nought Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 3,485 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Hooper drives the boat, chief. The cabin boy, the cabin boy... __________________ em2nought is ecstatic garbage!