Story/prose game

[Stealhead]

I have this idea for a story/prose/poem game. Basicly the winner of each round lists some items that they would like to see used in a story or poem what have you. They'd also list the tone they'd like to see maybe humours, melancholy, or dark humor what ever. Of course the forum rules would apply.

Any how since I had this idea I'll start it off. Along with listing some rules.

1. Winner of each round will list their "topic words" and tone this will signal the start of a new round. Once listed and a response (submission) posted allow 24 hours for the round host to read and post if they liked what was posted.(time span ends when the host responds to a post).
2. Follow forum rules when hosting and responding.
3. Round host should respond to a post expressing if they liked or disliked that will be the vote a like is winning a dislike is losing.
4. A dislike vote puts you out for one response(not an entire round)
5. Host has the option to vote a challenge which means they like a responce but they want to see if another player can create a better response. A challenge shall consist two players.
6. A responce should generally be at least one paragraph in length.
7. All responses are to be original material created by the poster(or is that ee).
8. During a challenge round the participants may request a crowd vote to select the winner this will over ride the host if a 2\3 majority is achieved.
9. This is all for fun and there is no champion

So round one
I'm looking for something funny here is my list of subjects to include
Events: Battle of Hastings
Things: battle ax,beer, poultry, PC with highly compromising material
People: Confused English solider, terrified serf, Oberon, Dowly, Jimbuna,
Places: battlefield, quaint village, pub