Things that make me mad!

Armistead · 10-01-14, 06:57 PM

Was gonna say pee me off....This thread is for me and anyone else that needs to vent or explain.

My wife did it again, bought a big show poodle....after I said NO! She tricked me with some good sex to keep it. Just now, I had 3 large steaks marinating on the kitchen counter and buttered bread ready to go into the oven. That beast ate every bit of it......

Buddahaid · 10-01-14, 08:39 PM

Your wife or the poodle?

Armistead · 10-01-14, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Buddahaid

Your wife or the poodle?

hehe....I found half a steak on the bathroom floor. Both are beast.

Anyways, my wife assures me it was my fault.....but first time he got that far. Still can't figure how he got them out of the pan without knocking the pan off..

I love dogs, but I am sick of them....think we have...5 now,...and of course the grooming shop, kennel and my wife runs a dog rescue.

I really don't want her to get back into showing, but I fear she is. She just won 3 best in shows with that poodle.....says she's only gonna do state shows....that's what she said last time.....

Stealhead · 10-01-14, 09:47 PM

Who paid for the steaks?

Armistead · 10-01-14, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Stealhead

Who paid for the steaks?

The dog sure didn't.....Guess we both paid for them.....

Aktungbby · 10-01-14, 11:38 PM

WAIT A gol' durned sec HERE!

You've been 'tricked by sex'; you've had a 'five dog night'; and still have 'half a steak' to munch...which is all the doc lets you eat anyway...cholesterol-otherwise known as white-trash comfort food-(with a little corn on the cob?)

...and your wife has a canine involvement HOBBY that focuses her attentions away from you AND YOUR MANCAVE ACTIVITIES...AHEM all YOUR MANCAVE ACTIVITIES?!!!! What, pray tell, are you complaining about?!!! You are leading a perfect existence. MODERATOR: please move to the bilgerat thread for continued proper chastisement and ridicule...

Armistead · 10-01-14, 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

WAIT A gol' durned sec HERE!

You've been 'tricked by sex'; you've had a 'five dog night'; and still have 'half a steak' to munch...which is all the doc lets you eat anyway...cholesterol-otherwise known as white-trash comfort food-(with a little corn on the cob?)

...and your wife has a canine involvement HOBBY that focuses her attentions away from you AND YOUR MANCAVE ACTIVITIES...AHEM all YOUR MANCAVE ACTIVITIES?!!!! What, pray tell, are you complaining about?!!! You are leading a perfect existence. MODERATOR: please move to the bilgerat thread for continued proper chastisement and ridicule...

Hmmm....never looked at it that way before. Still, I better keep up the front that me living in my mancave is her fault. If she actually thought I enjoyed it, she would find a way to make me miserable.....

Eichhörnchen · 10-02-14, 04:38 AM

I just got in from the garden and when I found the big loppers, they were knackered.

If I could do it over, I'd have built TWO garden toolsheds when we got married, one marked "Official" and the other "Yours", and TWO sets of garden tools. The first shed would have had a bleeding great padlock on it and contained clean, oiled tools hanging on little hooks. The second shed, I can tell you, would have been EMPTY, because all her tools would be scattered around the garden, rusting.

I was planning to do a job out there last week and ended up spending the afternoon mucking about on here, because she'd left the pruners somewhere in the garden and gone off to one of her cardmaking classes (that can wait 'til next time) with her phone switched off.

Jimbuna · 10-02-14, 04:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Stealhead

Who paid for the steaks?

A more fitting question might be "What are those pecking marks on the back of your head from"?

Armistead · 10-02-14, 09:09 AM

Dang hickory nuts driving me crazy. Neighbor put a large shed with a metal roof right next to property line and those big nuts sound like firecrackers when they land on it. Bam Bam Bam....all night long and Bear barks at them each time. I told neighbor she would regret it. She came out this morning and told me I needed to cut that tree down....Right, bet it's 200 ft high...

Jimbuna · 10-02-14, 10:27 AM

200 feet...just a sapling.

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nikimcbee · 10-02-14, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Was gonna say pee me off....This thread is for me and anyone else that needs to vent or explain.

My wife did it again, bought a big show poodle....after I said NO! She tricked me with some good sex to keep it. Just now, I had 3 large steaks marinating on the kitchen counter and buttered bread ready to go into the oven. That beast ate every bit of it......

You had me at "My wife...." say no more.

.

I married an "enabler."

My wife will:

Create a problem.
Complain about the problem SHE created.
Enable the problem she created.
When called out on problem, will not only not take responsibility for problem, will blame everybody else.

vienna · 10-02-14, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

You had me at "My wife...." say no more.

.

I married an "enabler."

My wife will:

Create a problem.
Complain about the problem SHE created.
Enable the problem she created.
When called out on problem, will not only not take responsibility for problem, will blame everybody else.

Your wife wouldn't, by any chance, be a member of Congress?...

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kranz · 10-02-14, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

You had me at "My wife...." say no more.

.

I married an "enabler."

My wife will:

Create a problem.
Complain about the problem SHE created.
Enable the problem she created.
When called out on problem, will not only not take responsibility for problem, will blame everybody else.

It can't be your wife. It's my mother.

vienna · 10-02-14, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by kranz

It can't be your wife. It's my mother.

Wait, what?...nikimcbee married your mother?...

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10-01-14, 06:57 PM	#1
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	Things that make me mad! Was gonna say pee me off....This thread is for me and anyone else that needs to vent or explain. My wife did it again, bought a big show poodle....after I said NO! She tricked me with some good sex to keep it. Just now, I had 3 large steaks marinating on the kitchen counter and buttered bread ready to go into the oven. That beast ate every bit of it...... __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

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Buddahaid Shark above Space Chicken Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 9,319 Downloads: 162 Uploads: 0	Your wife or the poodle? __________________ "However vast the darkness, we must provide our own light." Stanley Kubrick "Tomorrow belongs to those who can hear it coming." David Bowie

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Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 30,003 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	trixie in dixie_ HOT DAMN! WAIT A gol' durned sec HERE! You've been 'tricked by sex'; you've had a 'five dog night'; and still have 'half a steak' to munch...which is all the doc lets you eat anyway...cholesterol-otherwise known as white-trash comfort food-(with a little corn on the cob?) ...and your wife has a canine involvement HOBBY that focuses her attentions away from you AND YOUR MANCAVE ACTIVITIES...AHEM all YOUR MANCAVE ACTIVITIES?!!!! What, pray tell, are you complaining about?!!! You are leading a perfect existence. MODERATOR: please move to the bilgerat thread for continued proper chastisement and ridicule... __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!!

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Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,384 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Garden Tools I just got in from the garden and when I found the big loppers, they were knackered. If I could do it over, I'd have built TWO garden toolsheds when we got married, one marked "Official" and the other "Yours", and TWO sets of garden tools. The first shed would have had a bleeding great padlock on it and contained clean, oiled tools hanging on little hooks. The second shed, I can tell you, would have been EMPTY, because all her tools would be scattered around the garden, rusting. I was planning to do a job out there last week and ended up spending the afternoon mucking about on here, because she'd left the pruners somewhere in the garden and gone off to one of her cardmaking classes (that can wait 'til next time) with her phone switched off.

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Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	Dang hickory nuts driving me crazy. Neighbor put a large shed with a metal roof right next to property line and those big nuts sound like firecrackers when they land on it. Bam Bam Bam....all night long and Bear barks at them each time. I told neighbor she would regret it. She came out this morning and told me I needed to cut that tree down....Right, bet it's 200 ft high... __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

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Stealhead Navy Seal Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Kentucky Posts: 5,421 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Who paid for the steaks?

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Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,525 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	200 feet...just a sapling. More like __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!