I could be moving to the USA

Jimbuna · 09-02-14, 05:42 AM

Received the job offer below in an email...what ya all reckon?

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IMMEDIATE ASSIGNMENTS AVAILABLE:
Wal-Mart, K-Mart, Lowes, Home Depot, Costco, Kroger, Safeway, CVS Pharmacy, Rite Aid Pharmacy, Best Buy, or Target. The choice of store is completely up to you.
$287 for each completed Secret Shop

Customer Services Profiles is an innovative, fast-growing company. We help businesses all across the country measure and improve their customer service performance.

We are located in Omaha, Nebraska, one of the Midwest's brightest and most livable cities, with a consistently strong job market based on various technology and professional service industries.

We regularly offer employment opportunities in: client services, data management, sales, marketing and other areas. We provide:

Health, life & disability insurance
401-k plans
Incentive and reward programs
Paid vacation and sick days
Paid holidays, including a floating holiday
Our employees enjoy a casual dress code and a fun, professional atmosphere that emphasizes teamwork.

JOB REQUIREMENTS

1) Computer with internet connection
2) Ability to fill out a report online and share experience
3) Has access to scanner or fax
4) Has Microsoft Excel
5) Possess the skills to navigate a Microsoft Excel workbook.

If you are interested in this position, please email ASAP. As a confirmation of receiving this email, please reply immediately. Please provide following information as to where your first assignment would be mailed to.
Full Name
Address
City, State, Zip code
Phone number

Thank you in anticipation of your favorable response.
ATTENTION: The number of positions is limited.

Sebastian Turley
Customer Service Profiles, LLC.
jobs@cusepr.com

Wolferz · 09-02-14, 07:35 AM

DO NOT.
I repeat DO NOT send them any money!

TarJak · 09-02-14, 07:41 AM

You've got to go for Portland! When do you move?

Jimbuna · 09-02-14, 09:25 AM

I was thinking of applying for a position in Pearland....I could always keep an eye on Der Onkels container whilst he is on his travels

Admiral Halsey · 09-02-14, 10:58 AM

This is actually one of the least spammy looking of any spam emails i've ever seen.

kraznyi_oktjabr · 09-02-14, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

I was thinking of applying for a position in Pearland....I could always keep an eye on Der Onkels container whilst he is on his travels

I don't think they will assign fresh recruit to that big fish... However I have heard that they are looking for someone to "hunt down" that old dog called nikimcbee...

Oh, and you know where to send "thank you cheque" after you get hired..?

Sailor Steve · 09-02-14, 11:05 AM

Jim, it looks legit. Send me all your bank info and I'll make sure for you.

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

DO NOT.
I repeat DO NOT send them any money!

When did you turn serious? Even worse, when did you think Jim turned serious with these?

Mr Quatro · 09-02-14, 11:32 AM

Darn, it's just a joke ...

I was hoping we could be neighbors going out with Jim must be a real hoot

Wolferz · 09-02-14, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Jim, it looks legit. Send me all your bank info and I'll make sure for you.

When did you turn serious? Even worse, when did you think Jim turned serious with these?

Ehhh, Nope!
I didn't think for a second that Jim would want to move here and pay taxes to two different crowns.

nikimcbee · 09-02-14, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

DO NOT.
I repeat DO NOT send them any money!

Steed!

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Originally Posted by TarJak

You've got to go for Portland! When do you move?

This. A bonus keg of Newcastle Brown Ale on arrival. Plus, you would look really sexy standing next to the Spruce Goose. Plus, we are a port city, so JR can visit.

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Originally Posted by kraznyi_oktjabr

I don't think they will assign fresh recruit to that big fish... However I have heard that they are looking for someone to "hunt down" that old dog called nikimcbee...

Oh, and you know where to send "thank you cheque" after you get hired..?

Get in line

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nikimcbee · 09-02-14, 01:31 PM

...or you could be the Gubner for Ft Vancouver.

TarJak · 09-02-14, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Quatro

Darn, it's just a joke ...

I was hoping we could be neighbors going out with Jim must be a real hoot

It's not that good.

Ask Anze and Tony.

Armistead · 09-02-14, 05:22 PM

Ha, I recently applied with that service and can declare it's totally legit. In fact, they're sending me to school, I only had to pay for the books and the new PC they're sending me.

Can't pass up those benefits....

Herr-Berbunch · 09-03-14, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Quatro

Darn, it's just a joke ...

I was hoping we could be neighbors going out with Jim must be a real hoot

Quote:

Originally Posted by TarJak

It's not that good.

Ask Anze and Tony.

Once he's had a sniff of beer he just becomes obsessed with one thing, and nothing can stop him.

Betonov · 09-04-14, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

It's not that good.

Ask Anze and Tony.

Oh, he's hilarious, especially when I compared him to this guy

09-02-14, 07:35 AM	#2
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	DO NOT. I repeat DO NOT send them any money! __________________ Tomorrow never comes

09-02-14, 09:25 AM	#4
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,525 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I was thinking of applying for a position in Pearland....I could always keep an eye on Der Onkels container whilst he is on his travels __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	...or you could be the Gubner for Ft Vancouver. __________________

09-02-14, 05:22 PM	#13
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	Ha, I recently applied with that service and can declare it's totally legit. In fact, they're sending me to school, I only had to pay for the books and the new PC they're sending me. Can't pass up those benefits.... __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

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TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	You've got to go for Portland! When do you move?

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Admiral Halsey Best Admiral in the USN Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: USS Enterprise (CV-6) Posts: 1,740 Downloads: 317 Uploads: 0	This is actually one of the least spammy looking of any spam emails i've ever seen.

09-02-14, 11:32 AM	#8
Mr Quatro Navy Seal Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 6,772 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Darn, it's just a joke ... I was hoping we could be neighbors going out with Jim must be a real hoot