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Old 05-24-14, 12:41 PM   #1
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Headlines you don't want to be about you.

Be creative.

TRUCK DRIVES INTO RIVER
DRIVER BLAMES GPS
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Old 05-24-14, 01:08 PM   #2
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Neal?
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Old 05-24-14, 02:04 PM   #3
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Innocent man jailed for life.

Edit - or just jailed, full stop. Or even arrested. Now put the full stop.
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Old 05-24-14, 02:26 PM   #4
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Bearded Drag Queen Wins Contest

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Old 05-24-14, 02:53 PM   #6
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Drunk man falls off PT Boat overnight, drowns.
(very real possibility of this happening 2 weeks from now)
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Old 05-24-14, 02:56 PM   #7
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If you're dragging it across the North Atlantic, through the Channel, into the North Sea, up the Rivers Humber and Ouse, to the York meet - you'll need to set off soon!

Just an idea...

Edit - and you'll have to cross to the East Coast first, obviously!
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dragging it across
A PT boat is not dragged anywhere good sir.

Observe the wake:




Anywhoo, back to thread.
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MAN FINGERS SAWMILL FOR THE SECOND TIME

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Old 05-24-14, 08:39 PM   #10
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Bearded Drag Queen Wins Contest

Not a fiction?

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Drunk man falls off PT Boat overnight, drowns.
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Put the Rum down and back away slowly before you make some mothers mad dede.

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MAN FINGERS SAWMILL FOR THE SECOND TIME

Who woodn't?




Could have been a beaver from the isle of Lesbos.
Google will probably come barking up this tree too.
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Old 05-25-14, 05:14 AM   #11
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Headlines I don't want to be about me?

Proctologist find lost wristwatch.
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Old 05-25-14, 04:59 PM   #14
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Proctologist find lost wristwatch.
So you're hoping it stays hidden forever?
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Old 05-25-14, 05:25 PM   #15
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TRUCK DRIVES INTO RIVER
DRIVER BLAMES GPS
This actually happens. I read in the fire trade magazines a couple times a year that someone wrecks because the GPS tells them to turn.

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