Top 10 Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

Feuer Frei! · 11-26-13, 03:54 AM

Funny stuff:

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22 AND nobody gets hurt.
#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you’re on the road AND nobody gets hurt.
#8. If you admire a friend’s gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary gun doesn’t mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5. A gun doesn’t take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A gun doesn’t ask, “Do these new grips make me look fat?”
#2. A gun doesn’t mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman is…
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN.

And link will inform you 10 Reasons Why Women Prefer Guns Over Men:

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Ducimus · 11-26-13, 07:36 AM

Only a few here would be able to see the humor. When in my early 20's I used to have a poster that was "The top 10 reasons a beer is better then a women" .

Oh and...

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Originally Posted by Feuer Frei!

#8. If you admire a friend’s gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

while true,

Red October1984 · 11-26-13, 08:05 AM

This is great.

Wolferz · 11-26-13, 11:10 AM

It's called a weapon, private,

This is my weapon (hold up rifle)
This is my gun (grab crotch)
This is for killing (Hold up rifle again)
This is for fun (Grab crotch again)

You learn the serial number of your little sister and you keep an eye on her at all times because, if a drill instructor got his mitts on your weapon he would take it apart and spread the pieces around to every drill in the company. Leaving you with the task of running around and asking for each piece. It never happened to me but, it was funny watching the other kids get trashed repeatedly until their weapon was reassembled.

Moral: Never admire a friend's gun. He might think you're ...odd.

August · 11-26-13, 01:55 PM

Our Drills had the whole platoon march around the parade area doing that "this is my rifle" chant in the hot ass blazing South Carolina sun for several hours just because one guy referred to his M16 as a gun. As I recall we were too tired to kick his butt for it later.

11-26-13, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by August

South Carolina

Saw some killer type 'correction actions' myself but in North Carolina.
Ft. Bragg.

TarJak · 11-27-13, 06:49 AM

Penguin · 11-27-13, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Feuer Frei!

Funny stuff:

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Indeed. This website a great satire, maybe even better than The Onion.

I wonder why they didn't write "911 reasons why sovereign men prefer guns over illuminati-zionist-FEMA women."

Wolferz · 11-27-13, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by August

Our Drills had the whole platoon march around the parade area doing that "this is my rifle" chant in the hot ass blazing South Carolina sun for several hours just because one guy referred to his M16 as a gun. As I recall we were too tired to kick his butt for it later.

Missouri was just as bad if not worse.
Hotter than Hades in the summertime and colder than a well digger's heel in the winter.
Good old Fort Lost in the woods.

Stealhead · 11-27-13, 03:07 PM

Ah yes Lost in the Woods after the change up in 1993 that is where every branch sent the troops assigned to transportation for advanced training.I knew a few folks that where heavy equipment operators that went there sounded pretty boring.

I think they train combat engineers at Lost in Wood as well.

My training base was not better in the middle of nowhere Texas nearest large city was Oklahoma City.At least I was not a pole jockey you'd see them walking back from the base hospital with stitches and butterflys on their arms from when they slipped and tried to grab the pole instead of just drop freely.

11-26-13, 03:54 AM	#1
Feuer Frei! Navy Seal Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Valhalla Posts: 5,295 Downloads: 141 Uploads: 17	Top 10 Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women Funny stuff: #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22 AND nobody gets hurt. #9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you’re on the road AND nobody gets hurt. #8. If you admire a friend’s gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. #7. Your primary gun doesn’t mind if you keep another gun for a backup. #6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo. #5. A gun doesn’t take up a lot of closet space. #4. Guns function normally every day of the month. #3. A gun doesn’t ask, “Do these new grips make me look fat?” #2. A gun doesn’t mind if you go to sleep after you use it. And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman is… #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN. And link will inform you 10 Reasons Why Women Prefer Guns Over Men: SOURCE __________________ "History is the lies that the victors agree on"- Napoleon LINK TO MY SH 3 MODS

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Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	A little poem from the military... It's called a weapon, private, This is my weapon (hold up rifle) This is my gun (grab crotch) This is for killing (Hold up rifle again) This is for fun (Grab crotch again) You learn the serial number of your little sister and you keep an eye on her at all times because, if a drill instructor got his mitts on your weapon he would take it apart and spread the pieces around to every drill in the company. Leaving you with the task of running around and asking for each piece. It never happened to me but, it was funny watching the other kids get trashed repeatedly until their weapon was reassembled. Moral: Never admire a friend's gun. He might think you're ...odd. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

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August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,197 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Our Drills had the whole platoon march around the parade area doing that "this is my rifle" chant in the hot ass blazing South Carolina sun for several hours just because one guy referred to his M16 as a gun. As I recall we were too tired to kick his butt for it later. __________________ Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.

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11-27-13, 03:07 PM	#10
Stealhead Navy Seal Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Kentucky Posts: 5,421 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Ah yes Lost in the Woods after the change up in 1993 that is where every branch sent the troops assigned to transportation for advanced training.I knew a few folks that where heavy equipment operators that went there sounded pretty boring. I think they train combat engineers at Lost in Wood as well. My training base was not better in the middle of nowhere Texas nearest large city was Oklahoma City.At least I was not a pole jockey you'd see them walking back from the base hospital with stitches and butterflys on their arms from when they slipped and tried to grab the pole instead of just drop freely.