Angry Beaver

Feuer Frei! · 04-13-13, 07:11 PM

Never heard that this could and is possible:

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A fisherman has been bitten to death by a beaver after trying to take its photograph.
The man was on a fishing trip at Lake Shestakov in Belarus with two friends when they spotted the animal on the side of the road.
He stopped so that he could take a picture but as he approached the beaver it pounced on him, biting him in the thigh.
His friends attempted to stem the flow of blood from the wound but the animal’s bite had severed a main artery and the man, who came from Brest, bled to death.

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fireftr18 · 04-13-13, 07:59 PM

He needed the holy handgrenade of Antioch. It worked for King Arthur on the killer rabbit.

August · 04-13-13, 09:12 PM

Assuming the story is true then it seems that the Beaver got in a one in a million shot akin to hitting the exhaust port on the Deathstar.

Maybe the beaver used the Force...

Armistead · 04-13-13, 10:47 PM

not what i thought......

Sailor Steve · 04-13-13, 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

not what i thought......

'S whatcha get for thinnin', Baba Louie!

Mork_417 · 04-13-13, 11:01 PM

Wait..... I thought beavers only ate wood.

04-13-13, 07:59 PM	#2
fireftr18 Ocean Warrior Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Kentucky Posts: 2,528 Downloads: 77 Uploads: 0	He needed the holy handgrenade of Antioch. It worked for King Arthur on the killer rabbit. __________________ Of all the forms of Martial Arts, Karaoke causes the most pain!

04-13-13, 09:12 PM	#3
August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,197 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Assuming the story is true then it seems that the Beaver got in a one in a million shot akin to hitting the exhaust port on the Deathstar. Maybe the beaver used the Force... __________________ Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.

04-13-13, 10:47 PM	#4
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	not what i thought...... __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

04-13-13, 11:01 PM	#6
Mork_417 Lieutenant Commander Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: DB-15 Posts: 851 Downloads: 263 Uploads: 0	Wait..... I thought beavers only ate wood. __________________ Heading to AM49.(U-553)