If you work for the postal system...

Onkel Neal · 12-18-12, 04:55 PM

If you work for the postal system, when you come in to my shop with your car for repair, you can pay me extra and I will make sure the work is done.

Pay another charge and if you call the shop, we'll tell you the status of your car repair.

If you return and we cannot find your car, don't blame us, even though we are the only ones who have had possession of it.

If you do get your car back, anything on it that is broken, that's your fault, you should have put more padding on the parts you didn't want broken.

We do offer assurance that your car won't be lost, we call it insurance, and yeah, you have to pay extra for it.

You will need to stand in a long line while our one, bored, disinterested clerk takes his/her time getting things done. Don't worry, from time to time you will see other clerks walking around in the back. And if you don't have all the proper forms completed--back in line with you. Don't like it? Blame your government, they are the one running this operation.

PS: I didn't copy this from anywhere

Herr-Berbunch · 12-18-12, 04:58 PM

Brilliant!

Armistead · 12-18-12, 05:26 PM

Happens to me and I don't work for the postal system..

Jimbuna · 12-18-12, 05:27 PM

You've been on the UK Post Office site ya bugga

AVGWarhawk · 12-18-12, 06:11 PM

And here I thought this only happened in my home town. Except our clerks love cracking their gum as they chew like bovine in the field. Next.....

Jimbuna · 12-18-12, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

And here I thought this only happened in my home town. Except our clerks love cracking their gum as they chew like bovine in the field. Next.....

No different in the UK.....unfortunately

nikimcbee · 12-18-12, 07:27 PM

Neal, you're thinking of the DMV.

AVGWarhawk · 12-18-12, 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

No different in the UK.....unfortunately

Jim, the clerks work and act like they are doing you a favor. It's quite something. Its no wonder the postal service is always in the red.

GT182 · 12-18-12, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

You've been on the UK Post Office site ya bugga

I don't think so Jim. That discription fits the US Postal Service to a T. Especially in the USA New Castle I live in. I've seen it happen here many many times. And getting a Passport at a post office is even more fun.

12-18-12, 04:55 PM	#1
Onkel Neal Born to Run Silent Join Date: Jan 1997 Location: Cougar Trap, Texas Posts: 21,385 Downloads: 541 Uploads: 224	If you work for the postal system... If you work for the postal system, when you come in to my shop with your car for repair, you can pay me extra and I will make sure the work is done. Pay another charge and if you call the shop, we'll tell you the status of your car repair. If you return and we cannot find your car, don't blame us, even though we are the only ones who have had possession of it. If you do get your car back, anything on it that is broken, that's your fault, you should have put more padding on the parts you didn't want broken. We do offer assurance that your car won't be lost, we call it insurance, and yeah, you have to pay extra for it. You will need to stand in a long line while our one, bored, disinterested clerk takes his/her time getting things done. Don't worry, from time to time you will see other clerks walking around in the back. And if you don't have all the proper forms completed--back in line with you. Don't like it? Blame your government, they are the one running this operation. PS: I didn't copy this from anywhere __________________ SUBSIM - 26 Years on the Web

12-18-12, 04:58 PM	#2
Herr-Berbunch Kaiser Bill's batman Join Date: May 2010 Location: AN72 Posts: 13,203 Downloads: 76 Uploads: 0	Brilliant! __________________

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Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,712 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	You've been on the UK Post Office site ya bugga __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,280 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	And here I thought this only happened in my home town. Except our clerks love cracking their gum as they chew like bovine in the field. Next..... __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

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nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Neal, you're thinking of the DMV. __________________

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Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	Happens to me and I don't work for the postal system..