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Old 04-13-12, 09:11 PM   #1
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Default Most blokes would kill to be in his shoes...

http://www.smh.com.au/world/strangeb...413-1wxg8.html

But then again...
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That's cool. I'm in America reading an Australian newspaper about an event that occurred in Germany.

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Old 04-13-12, 09:29 PM   #3
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That's cool. I'm in America reading an Australian newspaper about an event that occurred in Germany.

Gotta love the interwebz eh?
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Old 04-14-12, 09:02 AM   #4
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The woman is expected to face charges of durex and false imprisonment.


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Old 04-14-12, 10:38 AM   #5
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Well if he wears out his penis then he should charge her for a new one, if possible.
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Old 04-14-12, 11:32 AM   #6
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German news was a bit more detailed on it. After repeated acts, the man wanted to leave, but the door were blocked by woman and she then blackmailed him for more acts. He first agreed, but when he entered the satge of being completely exhausted, he fled on the balcony and called for help.

When the police arrived - the women tried to lure the officers into a group act.

Sounds pathologic to me. Don'T know whether a syndrome with libido going into amok mode exist, but I wouldn't be surprised.
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Could also be a nymphomaniac

Don't think I've ever met one...unfortunately
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yer, that **** gets painful after a while

lol @ the offer to the police though, but we all know that women are just plain demanding, eh?
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Wonder if she had a cash register strapped to her thigh?
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Could also be a nymphomaniac

Don't think I've ever met one...unfortunately
Jim, they don't exist. I have met a number of woment that THINK they are - but make em Squirt a dozen times or so and they need a break.
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Stick her on one of them F Machines she can go nuts on that.
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I'm surprised that nobody has asked the pertinent question. Was she hot?
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I'm surprised that nobody has asked the pertinent question. Was she hot?
Well that all depends on how many biers the bloke had before she took him home.

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