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Old 08-23-11, 10:02 PM   #1
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Default Circumcision turns into amputation

You ever go into the hospital for a routine operation, wake up and BAM! your penis is missing? Well it happened to Phillip Seaton and he’s having such a hard time coping with his loss that he’s taking his doctor to court.
It began in 2007 when the Kentucky man went in to see Dr. John Patterson of Louisville for a run-of-the-mill circumcision. Seaton was concerned over some inflammation on his penis so he went in for what should have been a cut-and-dry operation. The surgery was specifically for just a circumcision and Seaton should have been snipped and sent off in no time (and with no foreskin). When he awoke from the operation, however, he noticed things weren’t quite as he had remembered.
For one, his penis was gone.


link: http://rt.com/usa/news/penis-seaton-...patterson-123/


sure hope this never happens to me
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Old 08-23-11, 10:12 PM   #2
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Talk about a total cock-up...never mind.

Perhaps he can arrange a deal to get Anthony's wiener. Sounds like the former New York Congressman has been thoroughly emasculated and won't be needing his.
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Old 08-23-11, 10:25 PM   #3
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Unbelievable that the doctor didn't ask him first and then made the decision to take it into his own hands.

Gotta feel sorry for this guy...
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Old 08-23-11, 10:25 PM   #4
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If anyone is interested it can be replaced...



The wonders of modern medicine...
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Old 08-23-11, 10:26 PM   #5
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I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my winky was missing again

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Old 08-23-11, 10:43 PM   #6
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If anyone is interested it can be replaced...



The wonders of modern medicine...
I don't need a replacement just yet, however after reading this I'm seriously thinking about getting a second one fitted.
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Old 08-24-11, 05:40 AM   #7
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Talk about a total cock-up...never mind.
I'm pleased I read all the responses because that is what I was planning on posting
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Old 08-24-11, 05:45 AM   #8
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I don't need a replacement just yet, however after reading this I'm seriously thinking about getting a second one fitted.

Step this way sir, please choose the size and
model you desire!
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Old 08-24-11, 11:36 AM   #9
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This is one reason why I really dislike going to a hospital Just do a search and you will find tons of medical malpractice stories.People having medical instruments left inside them people having limbs removed all manner of mistakes makes me kind of nervous.
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Old 08-24-11, 06:10 PM   #10
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well i for one am going to use everything i have been given rather than get a new one

http://ezinearticles.com/?How-to-Unl...nis&id=6273663

There are certainly some ligaments that should be broken in our bodies.

If only there was an "inner breast" in our female counterparts
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Old 08-26-11, 02:45 AM   #11
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LOL!
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