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Old 07-21-11, 11:52 AM   #1
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Default Female salon owner keeps robber as sex slave, feeding him only Viagra

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A Russian man who tried to rob a hair salon got more than what he had bargained for when the female shop owner, a karate black belt, overpowered him, stripped him naked, and for the next three days, used him as a sex slave to 'teach him a lesson' - force feeding him Viagra to keep the lesson going.


http://sg.news.yahoo.com/female-salo...074453043.html
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Old 07-21-11, 11:56 AM   #2
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What was the lesson again?
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Old 07-21-11, 11:57 AM   #3
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Massive increase in robberies of hair salons committed by lonely young single men starting in 3...2...1...
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Old 07-21-11, 12:07 PM   #4
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Interesting story I wonder what would have happened if he was gay
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Old 07-21-11, 12:08 PM   #5
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What was the lesson again?
We need pictures of the salon owner in order to figure out what sort of lesson he learned.
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Old 07-21-11, 12:20 PM   #6
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We need pictures of the salon owner in order to figure out what sort of lesson he learned.


If she's good looking, I vote for all charges to be dropped lol
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Not half bad at all. To Russia?
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Old 07-21-11, 12:25 PM   #9
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Why Russia,
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Old 07-21-11, 12:55 PM   #10
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Because in Russia the salon owns you...
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Old 07-21-11, 01:00 PM   #11
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They may think so, some are certainly the philosophy that it should be so, but there are always exceptions to these "circles".
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Old 07-21-11, 01:07 PM   #12
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When police arrived to question Zahjac, she said: 'What a bastard. Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1,000 roubles when he left."
got laid, got paid, got fed, and a new pair of jeans
not bad at all

She must be horrifying for him to report her though
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If it had been a male shop owner keeping a female for three days, would it still be funny?
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Old 07-21-11, 02:01 PM   #14
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No, because contrary to the claims of ardent feminists men and women really are different, inside as well as out.
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Kidnapping and rape are still kidnapping and rape.
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