YES!!!! LET US REJOICE!!!

Gargamel · 03-09-11, 03:13 PM

*happy dance*

Now I can I'm just trying to stay healthy, and she should encourage my behavior.

http://www.pedestrian.tv/arts-and-cu...asts/37555.htm

AVGWarhawk · 03-09-11, 03:14 PM

If that is the case I should live forever! I stare all the time to a fault!

Tchocky · 03-09-11, 03:18 PM

haven't missed a pair yet!

UnderseaLcpl · 03-09-11, 03:18 PM

I'm going to e-mail my insurer and see if they'll add this to my plan. Does anyone know the PC or technical term for "stripper"?

Tchocky · 03-09-11, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by UnderseaLcpl

I'm going to e-mail my insurer and see if they'll add this to my plan. Does anyone know the PC or technical term for "stripper"?

Reversed-Concealment Attention Aggregator

UnderseaLcpl · 03-09-11, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Tchocky

Reversed-Concealment Attention Aggregator

Thanks, man, but I said "the PC or technical term", not the "makes-you-wonder-if-it's-a-weapon-or-an-engine-component term".

Weiss Pinguin · 03-09-11, 04:29 PM

Did somebody say... boobies?

Ohhhh, sorry, you said breasts?

Tchocky · 03-09-11, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by UnderseaLcpl

Thanks, man, but I said "the PC or technical term", not the "makes-you-wonder-if-it's-a-weapon-or-an-engine-component term".

I was trying to imagine what the US Army would call them

UnderseaLcpl · 03-09-11, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Tchocky

I was trying to imagine what the US Army would call them

M-4w50M3 Recreational Device, Human, Female, Currency-Activated.

Growler · 03-09-11, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by UnderseaLcpl

I'm going to e-mail my insurer and see if they'll add this to my plan. Does anyone know the PC or technical term for "stripper"?

"Yeah, Frost, but the one you had was male."

Platapus · 03-09-11, 03:26 PM

I think this goes further. We men have a RIGHT to not only stare at boobies but have a right to have a supply of appropriate (non avian) boobies to stare at.

The government must step in and require women with nice jumblies to go around topless as part of a comprehensive men's health plan. Naturally exemptions would have to be made.

At last healthcare reform I can get my hands aroun...no (that's not right) that I can get my teeth int...no...(that's not right either)... Health care reform I can approve of. (phew)

Tchocky · 03-09-11, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

The government must step in and require women with nice jumblies to go around topless as part of a comprehensive men's health plan.

THey're working towards it step by step - http://www.theonion.com/articles/hou...source=related

Schroeder · 03-09-11, 03:35 PM

In before Dowly.

Platapus · 03-09-11, 03:48 PM

I can only reference MY point of view on this, but staring on boobies does NOT lower my blood pressure nor reduce my heart rate. Actually, based on empirical observation, there is often evidence that my blood pressure .... rises.

I think more research is called for.

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AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,253 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	If that is the case I should live forever! I stare all the time to a fault! __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

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Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,360 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	I think this goes further. We men have a RIGHT to not only stare at boobies but have a right to have a supply of appropriate (non avian) boobies to stare at. The government must step in and require women with nice jumblies to go around topless as part of a comprehensive men's health plan. Naturally exemptions would have to be made. At last healthcare reform I can get my hands aroun...no (that's not right) that I can get my teeth int...no...(that's not right either)... Health care reform I can approve of. (phew) __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

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Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,360 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	I can only reference MY point of view on this, but staring on boobies does NOT lower my blood pressure nor reduce my heart rate. Actually, based on empirical observation, there is often evidence that my blood pressure .... rises. I think more research is called for. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.