Gaddafi's Craziest Quotes

kiwi_2005 · 02-25-11, 04:31 PM

On Somali Pirates in Space
"It is not a piracy, it is self defence. If [Western nations] do not want to live with us fairly, it is our planet and they can go to other planet."

On New Digs for the UN
"Everyone here today came across the Atlantic or the Pacific, and I ask you, why? Is this Jerusalem, or Mecca? All of you have jetlag and are physically tired. Many of you are very tired because your biological mind should be asleep right now. Think about it, why should we continue to meet here in America?"

On Jet Lag
"Please can I have your attention. All of you are tired, having jet lag. You are tired. All of you are asleep." (Chastising UN members for falling asleep during his 95-minute speech.)

On Women's Rights
"There must be a world revolution which puts an end to all materialistic conditions hindering woman from performing her natural role in life and driving her to carry out man's duties in order to be equal in rights. "

On Democracy
“There is no state with a democracy except Libya on the whole planet.”

On Knowing the Enemy
“Libyans do not know Denmark, they do not hate Denmark. They know Italy and they hate Italy.”

On the February 2011 Protest 'Ringleaders'
"Youths. . .were killed, but not those who provoked them. The ringleaders are in their homes or they are abroad, comfortable, and having fun."

On Somali Pirates
"These men are not pirates. We are the pirates. We are all pirates. We went there to their territorial waters, and they are just protecting the food of their children. The solution does not lie in sending military ships to Somalia."

On Who Really Killed JFK
"We know that the Israeli Jack Ruby killed Lee Harvey Oswald, who had killed the president. And then this Israeli died. We have to know how and why this happened, so such things will not be repeated."

On the United Nations
“The Security Council since its establishment did not provide us with security but on the contrary provides us with terror and sanctions. It was used against us. It should not be called a security council, it should be called a terror council.”

On His Theory that Swine Flu Is a Pharmaceutical Conspiracy
“Perhaps tomorrow we will have fish flu!”

On Devil Worship
"All African nations look up to Libya, all the rulers of the world look up to Libya. Protesters are serving the devil, they want to humiliate you."

On Drug Culture Among the Protesters
“Those inciting are very few in numbers and we have to capture them. Others have to stay at home. They have guns, they feel trigger-happy and they shoot especially when they are stoned on drugs.”

On the Palestinian Problem
"I cannot recognise either the Palestinian state or the Israeli state. The Palestinians are idiots and the Israelis are idiots."

On Who He's Voting for in 2012 and 2016 and 2020. . .
"We are content and happy if Obama can stay forever as the president of America." Here: Gaddafi makes a point in Italy with President Barack Obama and UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon in 2009.

more crazy quotes here:

http://www.life.com/image/first/in-g...quotes#index/0

Oberon · 02-25-11, 04:38 PM

His solution to the Palestine situation is novel though, at least he treats them both equally.

Jimbuna · 02-25-11, 05:20 PM

Nice one...I like it

Castout · 02-25-11, 06:35 PM

He did pay several millions at a million per head for the Abbu Sayyaf foreign captives held in the Philippines.

That like it or not whatever his motive was worth commending.

Jan Kyster · 02-25-11, 06:38 PM

I wouldn't mind try what he's been smoking...

Oh... wait... only once of course!

frau kaleun · 02-25-11, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jan Kyster

I wouldn't mind try what he's been smoking...

That won't work, you'd just get stoned and then be out in the street trying to take over his country.

Penguin · 02-25-11, 08:57 PM

lmao, great find!

This is the reason why he is the only Arab leader I would really hate to see go. I hope that the Libyan people won't benito him. Just for entertainment purposes they should keep him, maybe in a theme park called Gadaffiworld - with Saeed al-Sahhaf working at the ticket booth: "There is nothing to see here!"

Sailor Steve · 02-25-11, 09:00 PM

I loved his comment the day after 9/11: "It wasn't us! It wasn't me!"

I'm paraphrasing of course. His actual comments were in a language I don't understand.

TLAM Strike · 02-25-11, 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kiwi_2005

On the Palestinian Problem
"I cannot recognise either the Palestinian state or the Israeli state. The Palestinians are idiots and the Israelis are idiots."

Truly a wise man... its will be a shame to see him strung up by the neck in the Tripoli Marketplace...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

I'm paraphrasing of course. His actual comments were in a language I don't understand.

That was either crazy talk or Arabic, I'm not sure which...

papa_smurf · 02-26-11, 06:49 AM

Quote:

On Who Really Killed JFK
"We know that the Israeli Jack Ruby killed Lee Harvey Oswald, who had killed the president. And then this Israeli died. We have to know how and why this happened, so such things will not be repeated."

Ain't he such a caring person

Oberon · 02-26-11, 07:19 AM

It is quite sad really, he was once a dashing popular figure.
It just goes to show, as many talking heads on the tv are saying, ultimate power corrupts ultimately.

"In his four decades as Libya's 'Brother Leader', Colonel Muammar Gaddafi has gone from being the epitome of revolutionary chic to an eccentric statesman with entirely benign relations with the West."
— David Blair, diplomatic editor for The Daily Telegraph

XabbaRus · 02-26-11, 07:55 AM

I actually agree with him on swine flu..

Castout · 02-26-11, 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

I loved his comment the day after 9/11: "It wasn't us! It wasn't me!"

I'm paraphrasing of course. His actual comments were in a language I don't understand.

That's actually FUNNY!

kiwi_2005 · 02-26-11, 03:13 PM

I'll give him credit for having an all female elite guards to protect him.

Gaddafi's Amazon Soldiers
http://www.life.com/image/first/in-g...ldiers#index/0

TLAM Strike · 02-26-11, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kiwi_2005

I'll give him credit for having an all female elite guards to protect him.

Emperor Leto II had the idea before him...

02-25-11, 04:31 PM	#1
kiwi_2005 Eternal Patrol Join Date: May 2004 Location: Aeoteroa Posts: 7,382 Downloads: 223 Uploads: 1	Gaddafi's Craziest Quotes On Somali Pirates in Space "It is not a piracy, it is self defence. If [Western nations] do not want to live with us fairly, it is our planet and they can go to other planet." On New Digs for the UN "Everyone here today came across the Atlantic or the Pacific, and I ask you, why? Is this Jerusalem, or Mecca? All of you have jetlag and are physically tired. Many of you are very tired because your biological mind should be asleep right now. Think about it, why should we continue to meet here in America?" On Jet Lag "Please can I have your attention. All of you are tired, having jet lag. You are tired. All of you are asleep." (Chastising UN members for falling asleep during his 95-minute speech.) On Women's Rights "There must be a world revolution which puts an end to all materialistic conditions hindering woman from performing her natural role in life and driving her to carry out man's duties in order to be equal in rights. " On Democracy “There is no state with a democracy except Libya on the whole planet.” On Knowing the Enemy “Libyans do not know Denmark, they do not hate Denmark. They know Italy and they hate Italy.” On the February 2011 Protest 'Ringleaders' "Youths. . .were killed, but not those who provoked them. The ringleaders are in their homes or they are abroad, comfortable, and having fun." On Somali Pirates "These men are not pirates. We are the pirates. We are all pirates. We went there to their territorial waters, and they are just protecting the food of their children. The solution does not lie in sending military ships to Somalia." On Who Really Killed JFK "We know that the Israeli Jack Ruby killed Lee Harvey Oswald, who had killed the president. And then this Israeli died. We have to know how and why this happened, so such things will not be repeated." On the United Nations “The Security Council since its establishment did not provide us with security but on the contrary provides us with terror and sanctions. It was used against us. It should not be called a security council, it should be called a terror council.” On His Theory that Swine Flu Is a Pharmaceutical Conspiracy “Perhaps tomorrow we will have fish flu!” On Devil Worship "All African nations look up to Libya, all the rulers of the world look up to Libya. Protesters are serving the devil, they want to humiliate you." On Drug Culture Among the Protesters “Those inciting are very few in numbers and we have to capture them. Others have to stay at home. They have guns, they feel trigger-happy and they shoot especially when they are stoned on drugs.” On the Palestinian Problem "I cannot recognise either the Palestinian state or the Israeli state. The Palestinians are idiots and the Israelis are idiots." On Who He's Voting for in 2012 and 2016 and 2020. . . "We are content and happy if Obama can stay forever as the president of America." Here: Gaddafi makes a point in Italy with President Barack Obama and UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon in 2009. more crazy quotes here: http://www.life.com/image/first/in-g...quotes#index/0 __________________ RIP kiwi_2005 Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

02-25-11, 05:20 PM	#3
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,525 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Nice one...I like it __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-25-11, 06:35 PM	#4
Castout Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Jakarta Posts: 4,794 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 6	He did pay several millions at a million per head for the Abbu Sayyaf foreign captives held in the Philippines. That like it or not whatever his motive was worth commending. __________________ My blog: http://exposingsingapore.wordpress.com/

02-25-11, 09:00 PM	#8
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	I loved his comment the day after 9/11: "It wasn't us! It wasn't me!" I'm paraphrasing of course. His actual comments were in a language I don't understand. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

02-26-11, 07:55 AM	#12
XabbaRus Navy Seal Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,330 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	I actually agree with him on swine flu.. __________________

02-25-11, 04:38 PM	#2
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	His solution to the Palestine situation is novel though, at least he treats them both equally.

02-25-11, 06:38 PM	#5
Jan Kyster Ace of the Deep Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,151 Downloads: 152 Uploads: 0	I wouldn't mind try what he's been smoking... Oh... wait... only once of course!

02-25-11, 08:57 PM	#7
Penguin Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Rheinische Republik Posts: 3,322 Downloads: 92 Uploads: 0	lmao, great find! This is the reason why he is the only Arab leader I would really hate to see go. I hope that the Libyan people won't benito him. Just for entertainment purposes they should keep him, maybe in a theme park called Gadaffiworld - with Saeed al-Sahhaf working at the ticket booth: "There is nothing to see here!"

02-26-11, 07:19 AM	#11
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	It is quite sad really, he was once a dashing popular figure. It just goes to show, as many talking heads on the tv are saying, ultimate power corrupts ultimately. "In his four decades as Libya's 'Brother Leader', Colonel Muammar Gaddafi has gone from being the epitome of revolutionary chic to an eccentric statesman with entirely benign relations with the West." — David Blair, diplomatic editor for The Daily Telegraph

02-26-11, 03:13 PM	#14
kiwi_2005 Eternal Patrol Join Date: May 2004 Location: Aeoteroa Posts: 7,382 Downloads: 223 Uploads: 1	I'll give him credit for having an all female elite guards to protect him. Gaddafi's Amazon Soldiers http://www.life.com/image/first/in-g...ldiers#index/0 __________________ RIP kiwi_2005 Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.