I got a email from the NSA!

STEED · 01-28-11, 03:11 PM

Ermm, right OK...

And here it is.....

National Security Agency (NSA) Headquarters.

(Link removed by me)
Firstly, my name is LTG Keith B. Alexander (Director, National Security Agency). We are contacting you today because we are taking over your Online Safety. We all know that rate of fraudsters and scammers online are so much that we all receive 200 messages per day claiming to be the Federal Bureau of Investigation or a Government Worker in Nigeria. All those stories are lies used by fraudsters to extract money from people.

Right now, we are dealing with the President of Nigeria and the Issuing Bank Of your Fund. With this, we are 100% able to deliver your funds to you without further delays. In-order to deliver your funds to you, we need your Full co-operation, understanding and Mutual Trust.

Therefore, stop further communication with any firm, offices or individual so you can successfully receive your funds. Get back to me as soon as you read this so I can direct and instruct you on how to receive your funds from the legal Issuing Bank.

Director, National Security Agency
Chief, Central Security Service
LTG Keith B. Alexander, USA.

the_tyrant · 01-28-11, 03:14 PM

best scam email I've seen in a long time

STEED · 01-28-11, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by the_tyrant

best scam email I've seen in a long time

At this rate Obama with be sending me one.

the_tyrant · 01-28-11, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by STEED

At this rate Obama with be sending me one.

At least he will be doing something about the deficit!

Kaye T. Bai · 01-28-11, 03:20 PM

Even better than the Robert Mueller ones!

AVGWarhawk · 01-28-11, 03:22 PM

Gosh, I'm glad Keith Alexander is working for us! I feel safe now.

STEED · 01-28-11, 03:26 PM

As a none American I'm chuffed by this, cool.

Kaye T. Bai · 01-28-11, 03:29 PM

O hai guise!

Weiss Pinguin · 01-28-11, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by STEED

We all know that rate of fraudsters and scammers online are so much that we all receive 200 messages per day claiming to be the Federal Bureau of Investigation or a Government Worker in Nigeria. All those stories are lies used by fraudsters to extract money from people.

Right now, we are dealing with the President of Nigeria and the Issuing Bank Of your Fund. With this, we are 100% able to deliver your funds to you without further delays. In-order to deliver your funds to you, we need your Full co-operation, understanding and Mutual Trust.

Kaye T. Bai · 01-28-11, 03:35 PM

By the way, Keith B. Alexander is a full, four-star General now.

Takeda Shingen · 01-28-11, 04:44 PM

Wow, you know the director of the NSA. And he owes you money! No way this is a fraud; do it!

STEED · 01-28-11, 04:49 PM

I wonder if I can get a signed photo of him.

01-28-11, 05:43 PM

You gotta love them spammers ,usually it's the same stuff but occasionally they come up with something new and original

ajrimmer42 · 01-28-11, 06:15 PM

haha, brilliant

August · 01-28-11, 06:21 PM

Sounds legit to me. How many Nigerians do you know that are named "Keith"?

01-28-11, 03:11 PM	#1
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	I got a email from the NSA! Ermm, right OK... And here it is..... National Security Agency (NSA) Headquarters. (Link removed by me) Firstly, my name is LTG Keith B. Alexander (Director, National Security Agency). We are contacting you today because we are taking over your Online Safety. We all know that rate of fraudsters and scammers online are so much that we all receive 200 messages per day claiming to be the Federal Bureau of Investigation or a Government Worker in Nigeria. All those stories are lies used by fraudsters to extract money from people. Right now, we are dealing with the President of Nigeria and the Issuing Bank Of your Fund. With this, we are 100% able to deliver your funds to you without further delays. In-order to deliver your funds to you, we need your Full co-operation, understanding and Mutual Trust. Therefore, stop further communication with any firm, offices or individual so you can successfully receive your funds. Get back to me as soon as you read this so I can direct and instruct you on how to receive your funds from the legal Issuing Bank. Director, National Security Agency Chief, Central Security Service LTG Keith B. Alexander, USA. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT! Last edited by STEED; 01-28-11 at 06:59 PM.

01-28-11, 03:14 PM	#2
the_tyrant Admiral Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Canada Posts: 2,272 Downloads: 58 Uploads: 0	best scam email I've seen in a long time __________________ My own open source project on Sourceforge OTP.net KGB grade encryption for the rest of us

01-28-11, 03:22 PM	#6
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,256 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Gosh, I'm glad Keith Alexander is working for us! I feel safe now. __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

01-28-11, 03:26 PM	#7
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	As a none American I'm chuffed by this, cool. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

01-28-11, 04:49 PM	#12
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	I wonder if I can get a signed photo of him. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

01-28-11, 03:20 PM	#5
Kaye T. Bai Samurai Navy Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Western Hemisphere, Earth, Milky Way Galaxy, Local Group, Virgo Supercluster Posts: 585 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	Even better than the Robert Mueller ones!

01-28-11, 03:29 PM	#8
Kaye T. Bai Samurai Navy Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Western Hemisphere, Earth, Milky Way Galaxy, Local Group, Virgo Supercluster Posts: 585 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	O hai guise!

01-28-11, 03:35 PM	#10
Kaye T. Bai Samurai Navy Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Western Hemisphere, Earth, Milky Way Galaxy, Local Group, Virgo Supercluster Posts: 585 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	By the way, Keith B. Alexander is a full, four-star General now.

01-28-11, 04:44 PM	#11
Takeda Shingen Navy Seal Join Date: Mar 2000 Posts: 8,643 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	Wow, you know the director of the NSA. And he owes you money! No way this is a fraud; do it!

01-28-11, 05:43 PM	#13
darius359au Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	You gotta love them spammers ,usually it's the same stuff but occasionally they come up with something new and original

01-28-11, 06:15 PM	#14
ajrimmer42 Royal Kinotropist Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Sheffield, UK Posts: 987 Downloads: 18 Uploads: 0	haha, brilliant __________________ Alex Don't judge a ship by the number of it's guns, but by the skill of it's crew.

01-28-11, 06:21 PM	#15
August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,197 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Sounds legit to me. How many Nigerians do you know that are named "Keith"? __________________ Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.