Reasons I Don't Like SH3

krashkart · 05-01-10, 05:32 AM

SH3 blows goats! Especially that GWX thingy.

Reasons I don't like SH3:

1.) It doesn't have any bunny-launching rocket launchers.

2.) No sticky bombs!

3.) It does not require a constant intarwebs connection.

4.) The graphics are too realistic. Why didn't the devs use eye-pleasing ASCII instead??

5.) IT'S MOD-ABLE! Good games cannot be changed in any way. At all. Period.

6.) It does not dispense beer, even though there is a case of beer clearly visible in the radio compartment!

7.) It doesn't leave me with much to complain about. Except now.

8.) My computer can actually run it. Good games cannot be run on a computer that I can afford!
9.) It takes up less than 8GB of hard drive space.

10.) There's only nine reasons to dislike it.

Good morning, SUBSIM!

05-01-10, 05:45 AM

Ja, and the darn thing actualy makes you THINK sometimes.
Can you imagine that?

Good afternoon.

STEED · 05-01-10, 05:46 AM

Shut up!

Go throw a bucket of ice cold water over yourself.

geosub1978 · 05-01-10, 05:55 AM

Because it has created a reference point for next WW2 subims.

KL-alfman · 05-01-10, 06:17 AM

and it's already more than 5y old, i.e. it's completely outdated. isn't it?!

RConch · 05-01-10, 06:20 AM

It is so bad that I play it every day, just to show myself how bad it is.

Weiss Pinguin · 05-01-10, 10:34 AM

DRM

Where's the DRM for crying out loud?!

Jimbuna · 05-01-10, 11:30 AM

Never played it myself

The Enigma · 05-01-10, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

Never played it myself

Then tell us, who did you hire to play it for you?

05-01-10, 01:56 PM

He has a lot of testers that feed him intel.

sunvalleyslim · 05-01-10, 01:57 PM

Good Laugh, Hard to find fault with "The Best"

Jimbuna · 05-01-10, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by privateer

He has a lot of testers that feed him intel.

LMAO

toodrunk · 05-01-10, 05:22 PM

My torpedos just go in a straight line! This no-homing thing is teh suck. The deck gun can't sink those big ships.

Why aren't there any health bars for the enemy ships?

Weiss Pinguin · 05-01-10, 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by toodrunk

My torpedos just go in a straight line! This no-homing thing is teh suck. The deck gun can't sink those big ships.

Why aren't there any health bars for the enemy ships?

On top of that their weak spots are too small to attack

krashkart · 05-01-10, 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by toodrunk

My torpedos just go in a straight line! This no-homing thing is teh suck. The deck gun can't sink those big ships.

Why aren't there any health bars for the enemy ships?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Weiss Pinguin

On top of that their weak spots are too small to attack

Yeah, gosh darn it. They made us actually work for our instant gratification.

05-01-10, 05:32 AM	#1
krashkart Navy Seal Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 5,292 Downloads: 100 Uploads: 0	Reasons I Don't Like SH3 SH3 blows goats! Especially that GWX thingy. Reasons I don't like SH3: 1.) It doesn't have any bunny-launching rocket launchers. 2.) No sticky bombs! 3.) It does not require a constant intarwebs connection. 4.) The graphics are too realistic. Why didn't the devs use eye-pleasing ASCII instead?? 5.) IT'S MOD-ABLE! Good games cannot be changed in any way. At all. Period. 6.) It does not dispense beer, even though there is a case of beer clearly visible in the radio compartment! 7.) It doesn't leave me with much to complain about. Except now. 8.) My computer can actually run it. Good games cannot be run on a computer that I can afford! 9.) It takes up less than 8GB of hard drive space. 10.) There's only nine reasons to dislike it. Good morning, SUBSIM! __________________ sent from my fingertips using a cheap keyboard

05-01-10, 05:46 AM	#3
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Shut up! Go throw a bucket of ice cold water over yourself. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

05-01-10, 05:55 AM	#4
geosub1978 Samurai Navy Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Salamis Base Posts: 567 Downloads: 229 Uploads: 0	Because it has created a reference point for next WW2 subims. __________________

05-01-10, 06:17 AM	#5
KL-alfman Grey Wolf Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Weimar Posts: 930 Downloads: 86 Uploads: 0	and it's already more than 5y old, i.e. it's completely outdated. isn't it?! __________________ Life, Liberty and Property!

05-01-10, 06:20 AM	#6
RConch Captain Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: No. Virginia Posts: 619 Downloads: 518 Uploads: 0	It is so bad that I play it every day, just to show myself how bad it is. __________________ "Noch und Noch" Prowling the Nord Atlantik with GWX 3.0.

05-01-10, 05:45 AM	#2
Snestorm Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Ja, and the darn thing actualy makes you THINK sometimes. Can you imagine that? Good afternoon.

05-01-10, 10:34 AM	#7
Weiss Pinguin Ocean Warrior Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Auburn, Alabama Posts: 3,333 Downloads: 101 Uploads: 0	DRM Where's the DRM for crying out loud?! __________________

05-01-10, 11:30 AM	#8
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Never played it myself __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

05-01-10, 01:56 PM	#10
Madox58 Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	He has a lot of testers that feed him intel.

05-01-10, 01:57 PM	#11
sunvalleyslim Ace of the Deep Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, Ca Posts: 1,142 Downloads: 267 Uploads: 0	Good Laugh, Hard to find fault with "The Best" __________________ Crew member/ decommission member TM2(SS)(SD) 3/68-7/70 DIESEL BOATS FOREVER USS SEGUNDO (SS398)

05-01-10, 05:22 PM	#13
toodrunk Seaman Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 42 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	My torpedos just go in a straight line! This no-homing thing is teh suck. The deck gun can't sink those big ships. Why aren't there any health bars for the enemy ships? __________________ Zu Betrunken