Say goodbye to your soul... you may have sold it.

CaptainHaplo · 04-15-10, 08:59 PM

http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/...ly-sold-souls/

Now this was just funny. One more reason to not do crap online.

GoldenRivet · 04-15-10, 10:32 PM

Sold my soul to Christ... years ago.

he holds the title to that real estate.

therefore... it would not be mine to sell even if i wanted to.

UnderseaLcpl · 04-15-10, 10:46 PM

Wouldn't do them any good. According to a 2006 survey of black chicks I tried to dance with one night at a friend's party, 100% confirmed that I "ain't got no soul, boy". Thus, I am immune from attempts to attain my soul, as well as my "rhythm", "moves", and "game", which a similar battery of surveys indicated I do not have.

August · 04-15-10, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by GoldenRivet

Sold my soul to Christ... years ago.

he holds the title to that real estate.

therefore... it would not be mine to sell even if i wanted to.

Hey cool response! I never thought of it that way.

But the op raises a good point. Few people read those agreements, mainly because they are deliberately written in such a way that you almost have to be a lawyer to understand them.

GoldenRivet · 04-15-10, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by UnderseaLcpl

Wouldn't do them any good. According to a 2006 survey of black chicks I tried to dance with one night at a friend's party, 100% confirmed that I "ain't got no soul, boy". Thus, I am immune from attempts to attain my soul, as well as my "rhythm", "moves", and "game", which a similar battery of surveys indicated I do not have.

OH MY GOD

funny post of 2010 runner up for sure

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Originally Posted by August

Hey cool response! I never thought of it that way.

glad you like it

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Originally Posted by August

But the op raises a good point. Few people read those agreements, mainly because they are deliberately written in such a way that you almost have to be a lawyer to understand them.

yes... he does raise a good point

Schroeder · 04-16-10, 03:39 AM

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Originally Posted by GoldenRivet

Sold my soul to Christ... years ago.

he holds the title to that real estate.

therefore... it would not be mine to sell even if i wanted to.

Do you have written proof?
If not, there goes your soul.

Raptor1 · 04-16-10, 04:42 AM

They'd have to take this up with Mr. Satan in court, he's been claiming it for years...

Jimbuna · 04-16-10, 06:58 AM

While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the Golden Gate.

"Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me in," says the man.

"Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity."

"Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the senator.

"I'm sorry, but we have our rules."

And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.

Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people.

They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and champagne.

Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They're having such a good time that before he realizes it, it is time to go. Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises...

The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him. "Now it's time to visit heaven," he says.

So, 24 hours pass with the senator joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realises it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.

"Well then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity."

The senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell." So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell and the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage.

He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above. The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder.

"I don't understand," stammers the senator. "When I was here previously, there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?"

The devil looks at him, smiles and says, "When you were last here, we were campaigning...... Today you have voted."

DarkFish · 04-16-10, 09:15 AM

oh since I'm not christian anyway they can have it if they want

(Anyone interested in buying my soul? For just a mere €100,00 it's yours! Online payment accepted!)

Dowly · 04-16-10, 09:23 AM

I give my soul to subsim.com, let this post serve as an agreement from my part.

frau kaleun · 04-16-10, 10:25 AM

They can have my soul... but they will never take... MY FREEEEEEDOM!

HunterICX · 04-16-10, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

They can have my soul... but they will never take... MY FREEEEEEDOM!

*Chop*

HunterICX

frau kaleun · 04-16-10, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by HunterICX

*Chop*

Well that's gonna leave a mark.

Dowly · 04-16-10, 10:33 AM

ROFL!

NeonSamurai · 04-16-10, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

They can have my soul... but they will never take... MY FREEEEEEDOM!

Ya what if I lock you up in a tiny little cell with no windows? Where is your freedom then?

04-15-10, 08:59 PM	#1
CaptainHaplo Silent Hunter Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 4,404 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 0	Say goodbye to your soul... you may have sold it. http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/...ly-sold-souls/ Now this was just funny. One more reason to not do crap online. __________________ Good Hunting! Captain Haplo

04-15-10, 10:32 PM	#2
GoldenRivet Subsim Aviator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 8,726 Downloads: 146 Uploads: 0	Sold my soul to Christ... years ago. he holds the title to that real estate. therefore... it would not be mine to sell even if i wanted to. __________________

04-15-10, 10:46 PM	#3
UnderseaLcpl Silent Hunter Join Date: May 2008 Location: Storming the beaches! Posts: 4,254 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Wouldn't do them any good. According to a 2006 survey of black chicks I tried to dance with one night at a friend's party, 100% confirmed that I "ain't got no soul, boy". Thus, I am immune from attempts to attain my soul, as well as my "rhythm", "moves", and "game", which a similar battery of surveys indicated I do not have. __________________ I stole this sig from Task Force

04-16-10, 04:42 AM	#7
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	They'd have to take this up with Mr. Satan in court, he's been claiming it for years... __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory

04-16-10, 06:58 AM	#8
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the Golden Gate. "Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you." "No problem, just let me in," says the man. "Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity." "Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the senator. "I'm sorry, but we have our rules." And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him. Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people. They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and champagne. Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They're having such a good time that before he realizes it, it is time to go. Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises... The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him. "Now it's time to visit heaven," he says. So, 24 hours pass with the senator joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realises it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns. "Well then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity." The senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell." So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell and the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above. The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder. "I don't understand," stammers the senator. "When I was here previously, there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?" The devil looks at him, smiles and says, "When you were last here, we were campaigning...... Today you have voted." __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

04-16-10, 09:15 AM	#9
DarkFish Sea Lord Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Stinking drunk in Eindhoven, the Netherlands Posts: 1,844 Downloads: 28 Uploads: 0	oh since I'm not christian anyway they can have it if they want (Anyone interested in buying my soul? For just a mere €100,00 it's yours! Online payment accepted!) __________________

04-16-10, 09:23 AM	#10
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,052 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	I give my soul to subsim.com, let this post serve as an agreement from my part.

04-16-10, 10:25 AM	#11
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	They can have my soul... but they will never take... MY FREEEEEEDOM!

04-16-10, 10:33 AM	#14
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,052 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	ROFL!