Lost in translation

Oberon · 04-15-10, 02:07 PM

A website that translates and de-translates your text into a multitude of languages, or as the website would say:

Translation and translation of web pages in different languages

http://www.conveythis.com/translation.php

Dowly · 04-15-10, 02:39 PM

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This translation tool is powered Google Translate. ConveyThis is not affiliated with Google. We do not mean to imply in any way that Google Translate is bad, we are just pointing out the inherent flaws in all current machine translators.

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August · 04-15-10, 02:53 PM

Input: "Whip me, beat me, make me write bad checks"

Output:"Hit, hit, there is no background rotation!"

Weiss Pinguin · 04-15-10, 03:12 PM

"My hovercraft is full of eels" = "My hovercraft is full of eels"

I think this thing is broken

Edit: Wait, here we go!

"I will not buy this record, it is scratched"

...54 translations later... (lol)

"A dzsantosz lightning."

tater · 04-15-10, 03:22 PM

I was expecting Scarlett Johanson's butt, so here ya go:

frau kaleun · 04-15-10, 03:29 PM

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

54 translations later:

Indeed, freedom and happiness of life, vadogovadogo.

I believe what we have here is the rarely heard Mel Torme "scat" version of the Declaration of Independence.

Weiss Pinguin · 04-15-10, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by tater

I was expecting Scarlett Johanson's butt, so here ya go:

Dowly · 04-15-10, 03:43 PM

ass-crack

DarkFish · 04-15-10, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by August

Input: "Whip me, beat me, make me write bad checks"

Output:"Hit, hit, there is no background rotation!"

really? when I try the phrase you mentioned I get:

"Random egg prices"

frau kaleun · 04-15-10, 05:02 PM

After 54 translations...

Biteule wind and white clouds our hearts, we wanted to compare women and Carpets. This means that the truth of the procurement policy, and in some font.

Bet you can't guess what I started out with!

Platapus · 04-15-10, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Weiss Pinguin

"My hovercraft is full of eels" = "My hovercraft is full of eels"

I think this thing is broken

Edit: Wait, here we go!

"I will not buy this record, it is scratched"

...54 translations later... (lol)

"A dzsantosz lightning."

"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I am no longer infected. "

Weiss Pinguin · 04-15-10, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I am no longer infected. "

Apparently that translates to "Spoke at the meeting, or I quit."

"My nipples explode with delight!" = "Joy restless export"

SteamWake · 04-15-10, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by August

Input: "Whip me, beat me, make me write bad checks"

Output:"Hit, hit, there is no background rotation!"

LOL hilarious !

VipertheSniper · 04-15-10, 07:19 PM

Input:"Machine translations are useful for getting a general idea about what text written in a foreign language means."

Output: "Equipment for mashin translation and language"

or

Input:"After waiting two years for an appointment to the United States Naval Academy, young Halsey decided to study medicine at the University of Virginia and then to get into the Navy as a doctor."

Output:"Yu. It. Novel Academy was Dr. thinks, University of Virginia, was appointed minister the New boat after two years"

August · 04-15-10, 07:35 PM

Reminds me of:

Prisoner: There's a message through the grapevine, Johnny.
Johnny Dangerously: Yeah? What is it?
Prisoner: Johnny and the Mothers are playing "Stompin' at the Savoy" in Vermont tonight.
Johnny Dangerously: Vermin's going to kill my brother at the Savoy theater tonight.
Prisoner: I didn't say that.
Johnny Dangerously: No, but I know this grapevine.

04-15-10, 02:07 PM	#1
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	Lost in translation A website that translates and de-translates your text into a multitude of languages, or as the website would say: Translation and translation of web pages in different languages http://www.conveythis.com/translation.php

04-15-10, 02:53 PM	#3
August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,197 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Input: "Whip me, beat me, make me write bad checks" Output:"Hit, hit, there is no background rotation!" __________________ Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.

04-15-10, 03:12 PM	#4
Weiss Pinguin Ocean Warrior Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Auburn, Alabama Posts: 3,333 Downloads: 101 Uploads: 0	"My hovercraft is full of eels" = "My hovercraft is full of eels" I think this thing is broken Edit: Wait, here we go! "I will not buy this record, it is scratched" ...54 translations later... (lol) "A dzsantosz lightning." __________________

04-15-10, 07:35 PM	#15
August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,197 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Reminds me of: Prisoner: There's a message through the grapevine, Johnny. Johnny Dangerously: Yeah? What is it? Prisoner: Johnny and the Mothers are playing "Stompin' at the Savoy" in Vermont tonight. Johnny Dangerously: Vermin's going to kill my brother at the Savoy theater tonight. Prisoner: I didn't say that. Johnny Dangerously: No, but I know this grapevine. __________________ Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.

04-15-10, 03:22 PM	#5
tater Navy Seal Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: New Mexico, USA Posts: 9,023 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 2	I was expecting Scarlett Johanson's butt, so here ya go:

04-15-10, 03:29 PM	#6
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. 54 translations later: Indeed, freedom and happiness of life, vadogovadogo. I believe what we have here is the rarely heard Mel Torme "scat" version of the Declaration of Independence.

04-15-10, 03:43 PM	#8
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,052 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	ass-crack

04-15-10, 05:02 PM	#10
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	After 54 translations... Biteule wind and white clouds our hearts, we wanted to compare women and Carpets. This means that the truth of the procurement policy, and in some font. Bet you can't guess what I started out with!

04-15-10, 07:19 PM	#14
VipertheSniper Ace of the Deep Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Austria Posts: 1,070 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Input:"Machine translations are useful for getting a general idea about what text written in a foreign language means." Output: "Equipment for mashin translation and language" or Input:"After waiting two years for an appointment to the United States Naval Academy, young Halsey decided to study medicine at the University of Virginia and then to get into the Navy as a doctor." Output:"Yu. It. Novel Academy was Dr. thinks, University of Virginia, was appointed minister the New boat after two years"