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Navy Seal
![]() Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Valhalla
Posts: 5,295
Downloads: 141
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I'll start:
Hey baby, you want to scale the collosus and search the sweet spot? Hey, you look like Lara Croft, want to go womb raiding? I got a fever, and Dr. Mario told me you are the cure As a Gears of War character : Hey Baby, my feet aren't the only huge part of my body My wife just died... please comfort me You are certainly a Fox, how about we go to my place and do a barrel roll? Hey babe you must be familar with Dead Space, because you have strategically dismembered my heart Hey baby, how about you put the F back in my BFG Hey girl, I hope you enjoy 1v1 battle.net, free to play Are you Aeris' grave? Cause I am digging you tonight and finally Is my Wii Fit? I can plunge your Endless Ocean with my Smooth Move until Twilight, Princess |
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Royal Kinotropist
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Sheffield, UK
Posts: 987
Downloads: 18
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fantastic lol
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Silent Hunter
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Location: Norway
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Good luck with those.
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Navy Seal
![]() Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Valhalla
Posts: 5,295
Downloads: 141
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I don't like my chances
![]() Here's some more: Would you like me to Screw Attack your Chozo Ruins? My Princess is in another castle tonight. I am Error. Wanna make my final fantasy come true? Wanna dance? Shake it baby! Wanna dance? Wanna dance? Shake it baby! (remember Duke Nukem 3D? ![]() You look just like a game of Tetris... waiting for my straight piece |
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Ace of the Deep
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Navy Seal
![]() Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Land of windmills, tulips, wooden shoes and cheese. Lots of cheese.
Posts: 8,467
Downloads: 53
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Only have geeky ones.
![]() I wish I could be your derivative so I could be tangent to your curves. Hey babe, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log? Baby, I know my chemistry, and you’ve got one significant figure. If I were an enzyme I’d be DNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes. Hey, baby; wanna test the ‘k’ of my bedsprings? Are you the square root of 2? Because I feel irrational when I am around you. How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the digits of your phone number?
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