To all those bitching about SH5...

JScones · 01-22-10, 08:26 PM

...I have the solution!!!

Since putting on a pair I have totally changed my view of the game!!!!!! For example, I can now see shadows where before there were none!!! Incorrectly modelled exteriors just fade away!!!

You, too, can experience the same revelation that I have!!!

Only $2.99 at optimist, sorry, optometrist stores everywhere!!!

Das Gespenst · 01-22-10, 08:41 PM

I can hear the engine right next to me!

Sgtmonkeynads · 01-22-10, 08:50 PM

Dude!!!!! I smell soup!!!!!!!!

JScones · 01-22-10, 08:52 PM

Thanks guys for taking the thread in the light hearted spirit in which it is intended.

sharkbit · 01-22-10, 09:00 PM

Do they make the propellers spin the right way?

Sgtmonkeynads · 01-22-10, 09:03 PM

You need to buy the add-on eyebrows for that, silly!

JScones · 01-22-10, 09:05 PM

Yeah, come on, the glasses can't perform miracles.

Mikhayl · 01-22-10, 09:09 PM

The best part about those glasses? Historically accurate:

(ok, sort of)

Torp III · 01-22-10, 09:12 PM

Thanks Jaesen, I can see the lite too!

JScones · 01-22-10, 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mikhayl

The best part about those glasses? Historically accurate:

<snip>
(ok, sort of)

Yes, of course! Bonus!

The automatic rig-for-red feature becomes an issue no more!!!

Want to rig-for-red at 1pm in the day? Easy! Just put on your $2.99 pair of specs.

Ingenious, Mikhayl.

Sgtmonkeynads · 01-22-10, 09:31 PM

They are great at parties in the Eagle's Nest too

Iron Budokan · 01-22-10, 10:26 PM

Haha, finally, some advice that even I can use!

TarJak · 01-22-10, 11:28 PM

2nd post of the week in less than 24 hrs Jaeson!

Onkel Neal · 01-22-10, 11:30 PM

I miss all the griefers who whined about SH3 coming out on a DVD FOR GODZ SAKE!

JScones · 01-22-10, 11:32 PM

Oh man, don't remind me! I remember buying SH3, taking it home, sticking it in the drive and wondering why it wouldn't install. The black screen was quite disconcerting.

I was so close to taking the game back to the shop, until I noticed the DVD symbol on the cover.

D'oh!

Time to quickly duck out and buy a DVD drive!

01-22-10, 08:26 PM	#1
JScones Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,501 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	To all those bitching about SH5... ...I have the solution!!! Since putting on a pair I have totally changed my view of the game!!!!!! For example, I can now see shadows where before there were none!!! Incorrectly modelled exteriors just fade away!!! You, too, can experience the same revelation that I have!!! Only $2.99 at optimist, sorry, optometrist stores everywhere!!!

01-22-10, 08:50 PM	#3
Sgtmonkeynads Ships Secretary Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: MilesCity Montana Posts: 583 Downloads: 614 Uploads: 0	Dude!!!!! I smell soup!!!!!!!! __________________ Just help someone.....it makes a difference

01-22-10, 09:00 PM	#5
sharkbit The Old Man Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 1,529 Downloads: 334 Uploads: 0	Do they make the propellers spin the right way? __________________ “Prejudice is blind. There will always be someone who says you aren’t welcome at the table. Stop apologizing for who you are and using all your energy trying to change their minds. Yes, you will lose friends, maybe even family. But you will gain your self-respect. You will know your worth. Once you have that, nothing can stop you.”

01-22-10, 09:03 PM	#6
Sgtmonkeynads Ships Secretary Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: MilesCity Montana Posts: 583 Downloads: 614 Uploads: 0	You need to buy the add-on eyebrows for that, silly! __________________ Just help someone.....it makes a difference

01-22-10, 09:12 PM	#9
Torp III Gunner Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Lost Posts: 94 Downloads: 94 Uploads: 0	Thanks Jaesen, I can see the lite too! __________________ "Patience is a virtue" Loose Lips Sink Ships

01-22-10, 08:41 PM	#2
Das Gespenst Sailor man Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: The engine room Posts: 46 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	I can hear the engine right next to me!

01-22-10, 08:52 PM	#4
JScones Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,501 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	Thanks guys for taking the thread in the light hearted spirit in which it is intended.

01-22-10, 09:05 PM	#7
JScones Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,501 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	Yeah, come on, the glasses can't perform miracles.

01-22-10, 09:09 PM	#8
Mikhayl Captain Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 485 Downloads: 64 Uploads: 0	The best part about those glasses? Historically accurate: (ok, sort of)

01-22-10, 09:31 PM	#11
Sgtmonkeynads Ships Secretary Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: MilesCity Montana Posts: 583 Downloads: 614 Uploads: 0	They are great at parties in the Eagle's Nest too __________________ Just help someone.....it makes a difference Last edited by Sgtmonkeynads; 01-22-10 at 10:28 PM.

01-22-10, 10:26 PM	#12
Iron Budokan Sea Lord Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 1,778 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	Haha, finally, some advice that even I can use! __________________ "You will take on England wherever you find her ships, and you will break her power at sea." --Iron Coffins, Herbert A. Werner http://kennethmarkhoover.com

01-22-10, 11:28 PM	#13
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	2nd post of the week in less than 24 hrs Jaeson!

01-22-10, 11:30 PM	#14
Onkel Neal Born to Run Silent Join Date: Jan 1997 Location: Cougar Trap, Texas Posts: 21,385 Downloads: 541 Uploads: 224	I miss all the griefers who whined about SH3 coming out on a DVD FOR GODZ SAKE! __________________ SUBSIM - 26 Years on the Web

01-22-10, 11:32 PM	#15
JScones Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,501 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	Oh man, don't remind me! I remember buying SH3, taking it home, sticking it in the drive and wondering why it wouldn't install. The black screen was quite disconcerting. I was so close to taking the game back to the shop, until I noticed the DVD symbol on the cover. D'oh! Time to quickly duck out and buy a DVD drive!