Forgive me, SubSim, for I have Sinned...

VonGlaus · 01-14-10, 01:06 AM

Forgive me, for I have had dark and covetous thoughts of others. Santa was nice to me and brought a new first-person shooter, one where I got to waste zombies left and right. Now, I cut my computing teeth on Castle Wolfenstein, but I've been away from the FPS market for a couple years.

Well, after a short, dark, interlude in that world, I'm back. Seems the FPS world has morphed into an online frenzy of hormonally-challenged teenage males with zero social skills. The friendliest forum I could find averaged 1.6 posts in each thread before degenerating into "D00d, U suck" and "IKickUA$$". The actual online play was even worse.

I used to wonder why people would post on this forum, "Wow, you people here are Great!" Now, I know.

So I'm back, skulking around the Sea of Japan in June of '45, waiting for Ducimus to smack me down again. But even if he does, he'll never say, "D00d, I'm so L33T"

Thank you, subsim forum, for being a rare dose of maturity in an Internet world.

01-14-10, 01:06 AM	#1
VonGlaus Gunner Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 92 Downloads: 30 Uploads: 0	Forgive me, SubSim, for I have Sinned... Forgive me, for I have had dark and covetous thoughts of others. Santa was nice to me and brought a new first-person shooter, one where I got to waste zombies left and right. Now, I cut my computing teeth on Castle Wolfenstein, but I've been away from the FPS market for a couple years. Well, after a short, dark, interlude in that world, I'm back. Seems the FPS world has morphed into an online frenzy of hormonally-challenged teenage males with zero social skills. The friendliest forum I could find averaged 1.6 posts in each thread before degenerating into "D00d, U suck" and "IKickUA$$". The actual online play was even worse. I used to wonder why people would post on this forum, "Wow, you people here are Great!" Now, I know. So I'm back, skulking around the Sea of Japan in June of '45, waiting for Ducimus to smack me down again. But even if he does, he'll never say, "D00d, I'm so L33T" Thank you, subsim forum, for being a rare dose of maturity in an Internet world.