Democrats solve Healthcare and Social Security

TDK1044 · 10-29-09, 01:01 PM

The Democrats have finally solved the healthcare issue and the social secuity issue in one fell swoop. Yes, announcing the 'Cash For Codgers' program. Wheel your 85 year old granny into any Jim Ellis Dealership and receive up to $4500 depending on wear and tear.

The Dealership handles all the paperwork and promises that the codgers will not be secretly resold at auction.

If the program proves successful, the president will look at lowering the age of the codgers to 75, thus generating the billions of Dollars necessary to fund his increasingly asinine policies.

ETR3(SS) · 10-29-09, 01:32 PM

AVGWarhawk · 10-29-09, 03:55 PM

Does it matter how many miles the codger gets per Geritol gallon?

Platapus · 10-29-09, 07:16 PM

I still want my funding for my program: Cash for clunker congresspersons

Bring in your clunker representative/senator and get a credit for a new one.... being American made it will probably be as bad as the old senator but at least it will be a different one.

nikimcbee · 10-30-09, 01:38 AM

I was going to post the audio for this, but you must have a membership.

I did hear it on the radio first hand though. Funny stuff.

10-29-09, 01:01 PM	#1
TDK1044 Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Georgia, USA Posts: 2,674 Downloads: 25 Uploads: 0	Democrats solve Healthcare and Social Security The Democrats have finally solved the healthcare issue and the social secuity issue in one fell swoop. Yes, announcing the 'Cash For Codgers' program. Wheel your 85 year old granny into any Jim Ellis Dealership and receive up to $4500 depending on wear and tear. The Dealership handles all the paperwork and promises that the codgers will not be secretly resold at auction. If the program proves successful, the president will look at lowering the age of the codgers to 75, thus generating the billions of Dollars necessary to fund his increasingly asinine policies.

10-29-09, 01:32 PM	#2
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10-29-09, 03:55 PM	#3
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,253 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Does it matter how many miles the codger gets per Geritol gallon? __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

10-29-09, 07:16 PM	#4
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,360 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	I still want my funding for my program: Cash for clunker congresspersons Bring in your clunker representative/senator and get a credit for a new one.... being American made it will probably be as bad as the old senator but at least it will be a different one. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

10-30-09, 01:38 AM	#5
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	I was going to post the audio for this, but you must have a membership. I did hear it on the radio first hand though. Funny stuff. __________________