Something along these lines...

TDK1044 · 08-24-09, 12:33 PM

UBISOFT HOLDS A PLANNING MEETING FOR SILENT HUNTER 5

DAN AND MIHAI HAVE BEEN ASKED TO ATTEND A MEETING WITH SOME UBISOFT SUITS WHO HAVE FLOWN IN FROM PARIS.

Suit#1: How is the game coming?
Dan: What game? You haven’t authorized it yet.
Suit#2: What! But we authorized it back in November 2008. I remember laughing at the budget.
Dan: It’s fine…..unlike the budget.
Mihai: We incorporated all of your wonderful ideas. The game will now require 24 GIGs of RAM, an 8 GIG video card and an operating system nobody has designed yet.
Suit#1: We need it to run on Vista.
Dan: Nothing runs on Vista.
Suit#1: Make it run on the other thing then…Windows 11.
Dan: Seven
Suit#1: And on a cheap ass Walmart computer…like the ones we give you guys.
Suit#2: Don’t make it run too well though.
Mihai: No chance of that.
Suit#1: Good. We have a reputation to protect.
Dan: It’s protected.
Suit#2: Good. And don’t be too quick releasing patches. It makes it look like you knew that we underfunded the project.
Dan: Never let it be said.
Suit#1: What about those bastards at subsim?
Dan; Nice guys. What about them?
Suit#2: They keep demanding standards. We can’t have that. Shut them up.
Suit#1: Why can’t they be like our loyal Walmart customers?
Dan: Because they have brains and talent.
Suit#1: Exactly. We don’t want that. Shut them up.
Suit#2: And that Stevens guy. He likes to travel. Send him to some hotel that looks like Colditz in Copenhagen. Keep him out of the way for a while.
Dan: Already taken care of.....Lucky bastard.
Suit#1; Well, I think that about covers it. Keep up the good work.

Sailor Steve · 08-24-09, 12:40 PM

:rotfl:

As your fictional Suit #1 says: Keep up the good work!

Takeda Shingen · 08-24-09, 01:13 PM

You've always got to watch that Stevens guy.

TDK1044 · 08-24-09, 01:20 PM

Yeah. I heard they were releasing a DVD with Silent Hunter 5 to help it sell. Neal Stevens....Mall Cop.

Dowly · 08-24-09, 04:47 PM

Haha, nice one!

08-24-09, 05:10 PM

somewhere there is an exec who is wondering if this thread is just a lucky guess or if we really overheard their "secret" conversations about the project

JU_88 · 08-24-09, 07:32 PM

ROFL! good one TDK.

karamazovnew · 08-24-09, 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WEBSTER

somewhere there is an exec who is wondering if this thread is just a lucky guess or if we really overheard their "secret" conversations about the project

Suit#19879124: Mon dieu, were those Phillipe and Francois? How could they be so careless?! Thank god they didn't talk about the "StarforceX Instant Burn Through Steam" protection

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THE_MASK · 08-24-09, 09:09 PM

I thought i read somewhere that ubisoft sold over a billion euro of games last year .

FIREWALL · 08-24-09, 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sober

I thought i read somewhere that ubisoft sold over a billion euro of games last year .

In dollars $7.62

08-24-09, 12:33 PM	#1
TDK1044 Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Georgia, USA Posts: 2,674 Downloads: 25 Uploads: 0	Something along these lines... UBISOFT HOLDS A PLANNING MEETING FOR SILENT HUNTER 5 DAN AND MIHAI HAVE BEEN ASKED TO ATTEND A MEETING WITH SOME UBISOFT SUITS WHO HAVE FLOWN IN FROM PARIS. Suit#1: How is the game coming? Dan: What game? You haven’t authorized it yet. Suit#2: What! But we authorized it back in November 2008. I remember laughing at the budget. Dan: It’s fine…..unlike the budget. Mihai: We incorporated all of your wonderful ideas. The game will now require 24 GIGs of RAM, an 8 GIG video card and an operating system nobody has designed yet. Suit#1: We need it to run on Vista. Dan: Nothing runs on Vista. Suit#1: Make it run on the other thing then…Windows 11. Dan: Seven Suit#1: And on a cheap ass Walmart computer…like the ones we give you guys. Suit#2: Don’t make it run too well though. Mihai: No chance of that. Suit#1: Good. We have a reputation to protect. Dan: It’s protected. Suit#2: Good. And don’t be too quick releasing patches. It makes it look like you knew that we underfunded the project. Dan: Never let it be said. Suit#1: What about those bastards at subsim? Dan; Nice guys. What about them? Suit#2: They keep demanding standards. We can’t have that. Shut them up. Suit#1: Why can’t they be like our loyal Walmart customers? Dan: Because they have brains and talent. Suit#1: Exactly. We don’t want that. Shut them up. Suit#2: And that Stevens guy. He likes to travel. Send him to some hotel that looks like Colditz in Copenhagen. Keep him out of the way for a while. Dan: Already taken care of.....Lucky bastard. Suit#1; Well, I think that about covers it. Keep up the good work.

08-24-09, 12:40 PM	#2
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	:rotfl: As your fictional Suit #1 says: Keep up the good work! __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

08-24-09, 01:13 PM	#3
Takeda Shingen Navy Seal Join Date: Mar 2000 Posts: 8,643 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	You've always got to watch that Stevens guy.

08-24-09, 01:20 PM	#4
TDK1044 Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Georgia, USA Posts: 2,674 Downloads: 25 Uploads: 0	Yeah. I heard they were releasing a DVD with Silent Hunter 5 to help it sell. Neal Stevens....Mall Cop.

08-24-09, 04:47 PM	#5
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,052 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	Haha, nice one!

08-24-09, 05:10 PM	#6
Webster Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	somewhere there is an exec who is wondering if this thread is just a lucky guess or if we really overheard their "secret" conversations about the project

08-24-09, 07:32 PM	#7
JU_88 Silent Hunter Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: UK Posts: 3,803 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	ROFL! good one TDK.

08-24-09, 09:09 PM	#9
THE_MASK Ace of the deep . Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 9,226 Downloads: 901 Uploads: 73	I thought i read somewhere that ubisoft sold over a billion euro of games last year .