We/us Brits are in DEEP trouble...

Jimbuna · 07-10-09, 06:52 AM

The population of this country is approximately 60 million

32 million are retired, and that leaves 28 million to do the work.

There are 17 million in school or at Universities, which leaves 11 million to do the work.

Of this there are 8 million employed by the UK government, leaving 3 million to do the work.

1.2 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden, and fighting in Afghanistan, which leaves 1.8 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 0.8 million people who work for Local County Councils. And that leaves 1 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 488,000 people in hospitals or claiming Invalidity Benefit, leaving 512,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 511,998 people in prisons... That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are, sitting on your ar$e, at your computer, reading jokes.

mr chris · 07-10-09, 07:31 AM

Very funny Jim but it is a little true and ironic when you really think about it.

asanovic7 · 07-10-09, 10:32 AM

Well..
Croats have around 75% people who don't work..

:rotfl:

Sailor Steve · 07-10-09, 12:04 PM

Great joke, Jim, but why the SH3 Mods forum?

Letum · 07-10-09, 12:06 PM

Is it GWX3 compatible?

ReallyDedPoet · 07-10-09, 12:11 PM

Moved

Jimbuna · 07-10-09, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Great joke, Jim, but why the SH3 Mods forum?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Letum

Is it GWX3 compatible?

Eh?

<Edit> Ah....crossed post

MothBalls · 07-10-09, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

Eh?

<Edit> Ah....crossed post

Shouldn't you be working?

SteamWake · 07-11-09, 08:04 AM

:rotfl:

Hey with all those people pre-occupied how do you explain the double digit un employment?

Jimbuna · 07-11-09, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by MothBalls

Shouldn't you be working?

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Originally Posted by SteamWake

:rotfl:

I'm a pensioner

Hey with all those people pre-occupied how do you explain the double digit un employment?

Government propaganda.....don't vote, it only encourages them

07-10-09, 06:52 AM	#1
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,453 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	We/us Brits are in DEEP trouble... The population of this country is approximately 60 million 32 million are retired, and that leaves 28 million to do the work. There are 17 million in school or at Universities, which leaves 11 million to do the work. Of this there are 8 million employed by the UK government, leaving 3 million to do the work. 1.2 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden, and fighting in Afghanistan, which leaves 1.8 million to do the work. Take from that total the 0.8 million people who work for Local County Councils. And that leaves 1 million to do the work. At any given time there are 488,000 people in hospitals or claiming Invalidity Benefit, leaving 512,000 to do the work. Now, there are 511,998 people in prisons... That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. And there you are, sitting on your ar$e, at your computer, reading jokes. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

07-10-09, 07:31 AM	#2
mr chris Silent Hunter Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Herefordshire, England Posts: 3,562 Downloads: 216 Uploads: 0	Very funny Jim but it is a little true and ironic when you really think about it. __________________

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asanovic7 Captain Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 516 Downloads: 70 Uploads: 0	eh Well.. Croats have around 75% people who don't work.. :rotfl:

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Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Great joke, Jim, but why the SH3 Mods forum? __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

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Letum Navy Seal Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: York - UK Posts: 6,079 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	Is it GWX3 compatible? __________________

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ReallyDedPoet Canadian Wolf Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canada. The one and only, East Coast Posts: 10,884 Downloads: 946 Uploads: 5	Moved __________________ Back in the Day

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SteamWake Rear Admiral Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 13,224 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	:rotfl: Hey with all those people pre-occupied how do you explain the double digit un employment? __________________ Follow the progress of Mr. Mulligan : http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=147648