Newlyweds

Jimbuna · 06-24-09, 07:22 AM

The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage.

He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on."

The bride replies, "I can't wear your trousers."

He replies, "And don't forget that! I will always wear the pants in the family!"

The bride takes off her knickers and throws them at him with the same request, "Try those on!"

He replies,"I can't get into your knickers!"

"And you never bloody will if you don't change your attitude."

VipertheSniper · 06-24-09, 09:19 AM

Good one...

Frame57 · 06-24-09, 09:26 AM

bookworm_020 · 06-25-09, 01:44 AM

Might tell that one to the wife!

Jimbuna · 06-25-09, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by bookworm_020

Might tell that one to the wife!

You'd best do it over the phone then

FIREWALL · 06-25-09, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

You'd best do it over the phone then

Some tales are better left untold.

HunterICX · 06-25-09, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by bookworm_020

Might tell that one to the wife!

''Dead Man walking!''

HunterICX

bookworm_020 · 07-03-09, 02:20 AM

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Originally Posted by HunterICX

''Dead Man walking!''

HunterICX

I'm still alive and got her to laugh.....

I could be in trouble.......

geetrue · 07-04-09, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

He replies,"I can't get into your knickers!"

"And you never bloody will if you don't change your attitude."

Please explain I don't understand ... "Knickers" is that a new soccer team or something?

"attitude" if they were down in a valley or even if they were on a mountain top all he would have to do is leave that place, right?

Thanks Jimbuna ... I was having a bad day due to my computer crashing, but your joke helped me get in a better mood.

That's what shipmates are for ...

Buddahaid · 07-04-09, 10:39 AM

Isn't that one of the Commandments?

Buddahaid

antikristuseke · 07-06-09, 04:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Buddahaid

Isn't that one of the Commandments?

Buddahaid

Thou shall not wear your wifes knickers?

Jimbuna · 07-06-09, 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by antikristuseke

Thou shall not wear your wifes knickers?

Someone should inform him

bookworm_020 · 07-07-09, 01:24 AM

My eyes have been soiled!

Jimbuna · 07-04-09, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by geetrue

Please explain I don't understand ... "Knickers" is that a new soccer team or something?

"attitude" if they were down in a valley or even if they were on a mountain top all he would have to do is leave that place, right?

Thanks Jimbuna ... I was having a bad day due to my computer crashing, but your joke helped me get in a better mood.

That's what shipmates are for ...

Rgr that matey

06-24-09, 07:22 AM	#1
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,446 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Newlyweds The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage. He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on." The bride replies, "I can't wear your trousers." He replies, "And don't forget that! I will always wear the pants in the family!" The bride takes off her knickers and throws them at him with the same request, "Try those on!" He replies,"I can't get into your knickers!" "And you never bloody will if you don't change your attitude." __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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Frame57 Sea Lord Join Date: May 2008 Location: 1300 feet on the crapper Posts: 1,860 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	__________________ "My Religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds." Albert Einstein

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bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	Might tell that one to the wife! __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

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bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	My eyes have been soiled! __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

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VipertheSniper Ace of the Deep Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Austria Posts: 1,070 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Good one...

07-04-09, 10:39 AM	#10
Buddahaid Shark above Space Chicken Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 9,319 Downloads: 162 Uploads: 0	Isn't that one of the Commandments? Buddahaid