A Joke sent to me by my Aunt

[TheSatyr]

A man passed away and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at
the Pearly Gates, he noticed a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked,
'What are all those
clocks?'

St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks.... Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock.

Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.'

'Oh,' said the man, '...whose clock is that?'

'That's Mother Teresa's... The hands have never moved, indicating that she
never told a lie.'

'Incredible ,' said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'

St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved
twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.'

'Well then, where's Obama's clock?' asked the man.

'...Obama's clock is in Jesus' office .He's using it as a ceiling fan.