L.A. math test

[SUBMAN1]

An oldie but a goody!

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1. Ramon have an AK-47 with a 75-round clip. He usually miss 6 of every 10 shots and he use 13 rounds per drive-by shootin..How many mofos can Ramon ice on a drive-by befo he gotta reload?

2. Leroy have 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sell an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what be the street value of the rest of his ****?

3. Dwayne pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne's $800 per day Crack habit?

4. Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to gets the 20% upside?

5. Desmond gets $2000 for a stolen BMW, $1500 for stealin’ a Corvette, and $1000 for a 4 x 4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he steal to make the 10k for
his brother’s bail?

6. Pedro got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much money will be left when he get out?

7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with three 8 oz. cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?

8. Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There be 20 girls in his gang. What be the percentage of bitches Tyrone knocked up?

9. LaShaunda is a lookout for the gang. LaShaunda also has a boa constrictor that eats 5 rats per week and a cost of $5 per rat. If LaShaunda makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed her snake with one week's income?

10. Marvin steals Juan's skateboard.. As Marvin skates away at 15mph, Juan loads his Glock fodee. If it takes Juan 20 seconds to load his gat, how far away will Marvin be when he gets capped?

[Sailor Steve]

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/show...ighlight=ramon

[SteamWake]

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=41002

[Enigma]

A narrowly re-worded version of a previously racist post, only this time targeting a different set of Americans geographically, regurgitated by a professional regurgitate-ist. Fascinating!

[UnderseaLcpl]

Originally Posted by Enigma

A narrowly re-worded version of a previously racist post, only this time targeting a different set of Americans geographically, regurgitated by a professional regurgitate-ist. Fascinating!

Are you insinuating that references to ebonics and street culture are racist? Would failing to acknowledge these cultural phenomena or treat them in the same way as any other cultural phenomena be less racist?
Your lack of appreciation for certain aspects of African-American culture is apalling, sir.

[Enigma]

I assume they are racist when posted by someone with a history of bigotry and racism in their posts.