Anyone fancy taking the challenge

Jimbuna · 05-31-09, 09:22 AM

A man walks into a pub and finds a jar full of money on the counter. He asks the landlord what its for.

The landlord replies every night we have a contest that you have to complete three tasks to win all the money in the jar.

The man asks what are the tasks

First the landlord points to a six foot twenty stone bouncer on the door. You see that bouncer over there? You have to go over and take him out with one punch.

Then, well, theres our alsatian out the back. He's had a sore tooth for the last month and all you have to do is pull it out.

Finally, my gran is upstairs. She's 80 and hasnt had sex for twenty years. You have to go and satisfy her every desire, but you have to put down ten pounds to play.

Later after plenty of drinks, the man staggers up to the counter, slaps down a ten pound note and says right Im in.

He staggers over to the bouncer and swings. One punch and hes out cold.

Then he staggers out the back and for the next ten minutes all that can be heard is the sound of snarling, yelling. grunting, swearing and finally yelping.

Then the man staggers back in, clothes in tatters, covered in blood, goes over to the landlord and says right wheres the granny with the sore tooth.

Frame57 · 05-31-09, 12:16 PM

OK Buna, maybe I need more beer but this one I do not get?

nikimcbee · 05-31-09, 12:31 PM

English dental care?

Janus · 05-31-09, 12:32 PM

I remember this already has been posted a few months or weeks ago.

Platapus · 05-31-09, 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frame57

OK Buna, maybe I need more beer but this one I do not get?

It has to do with the order of the tasks and the order of the participants.

And the difference between what the bartender said and the drunk guy remembered.

Platapus · 05-31-09, 12:46 PM

So what is meaner than a Pit Bull with AIDs?

The guy that gave it to him naturally!

bookworm_020 · 05-31-09, 05:21 PM

That last joke died! May it stay dead!

05-31-09, 09:22 AM	#1
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,525 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Anyone fancy taking the challenge A man walks into a pub and finds a jar full of money on the counter. He asks the landlord what its for. The landlord replies every night we have a contest that you have to complete three tasks to win all the money in the jar. The man asks what are the tasks First the landlord points to a six foot twenty stone bouncer on the door. You see that bouncer over there? You have to go over and take him out with one punch. Then, well, theres our alsatian out the back. He's had a sore tooth for the last month and all you have to do is pull it out. Finally, my gran is upstairs. She's 80 and hasnt had sex for twenty years. You have to go and satisfy her every desire, but you have to put down ten pounds to play. Later after plenty of drinks, the man staggers up to the counter, slaps down a ten pound note and says right Im in. He staggers over to the bouncer and swings. One punch and hes out cold. Then he staggers out the back and for the next ten minutes all that can be heard is the sound of snarling, yelling. grunting, swearing and finally yelping. Then the man staggers back in, clothes in tatters, covered in blood, goes over to the landlord and says right wheres the granny with the sore tooth. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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Frame57 Sea Lord Join Date: May 2008 Location: 1300 feet on the crapper Posts: 1,860 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	OK Buna, maybe I need more beer but this one I do not get? __________________ "My Religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds." Albert Einstein

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nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	English dental care? __________________

05-31-09, 12:46 PM	#6
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,362 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	So what is meaner than a Pit Bull with AIDs? The guy that gave it to him naturally! <crickets chirping> __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

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bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	That last joke died! May it stay dead! __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

05-31-09, 12:32 PM	#4
Janus XO Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 434 Downloads: 25 Uploads: 0	I remember this already has been posted a few months or weeks ago.