Arguing with wife

[Rip]

Not that I have been but it happens. I thought most of it was arguments only I endured. Then I found this.
http://www.mil-millington.com/

[UnderseaLcpl]

Christ Almighty! I read that thing for like half an hour and I'm still not finished

It's hilarious, though. I've never seen such brilliant use of hyperbole:rotfl:

[jumpy]

yer, read that guys website of old - seriously, If you can be bothered to read all of it and get some of the archives on the mailing list you will be howling with laughter. I found the site whilst at work one day and having not much else to do, I read pretty much all of it, desperately struggling not to laugh too loudly in a quiet office environment merely added to the level of amusement.

Check out his home page http://www.mil-millington.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/
and browse L.O.T.W (lavatories of the world) Toilet humour at its very best!

[porphy]

Great stuff!

I loved the Argument Fish and the Truth Shark....

Margret jack-knifes from argument to argument, jigs direction randomly and erratically like a shoal of Argument Fish being followed by a Truth Shark.
It's fearsomely difficult to land a blow because by the time you've let fly with the logic she's not there anymore. A row about vacuuming gets shifted to the cost of a computer upgrade, from there to who got up early with the kids most this week and then to the greater interest rates of German banks via the noisome sexual keenness of some former girlfriend, those-are-hair-scissors-don't-use-them-for-paper and, 'When was the last time you bought me flowers?' all in the space of about seven exchanges.

[Catfish]

Hello,

" ... She really over-reacts whenever she catches me wearing her underwear. ..."
:rotfl:

Greetings,
Catfish

[Janus]

Great site but the font- and backgroundcolor is damaging my eyes after 2 minutes of reading

[Rip]

Originally Posted by jumpy

yer, read that guys website of old - seriously, If you can be bothered to read all of it and get some of the archives on the mailing list you will be howling with laughter. I found the site whilst at work one day and having not much else to do, I read pretty much all of it, desperately struggling not to laugh too loudly in a quiet office environment merely added to the level of amusement.

Check out his home page http://www.mil-millington.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/
and browse L.O.T.W (lavatories of the world) Toilet humour at its very best!

Thanks for that. I didn't know he had even more goodies.

[NealT]

I have learned never to argue with my wife...unless I want to lose...

[Onkel Neal]

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

One of Neal's old favorites. He used to put it up once every six months or so.

Yes yes yes! Thanks, Steve, very cool you remembered.

Mil Millington is awesome, has such a wit and gift for humor.

Originally Posted by Rip

Thanks for that. I didn't know he had even more goodies.

Even more better than that--you have to get a copy of his book!




I ordered mine directly from him and got it autographed:




Trust me, if you buy his book, you will not be disappointed at all.

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