An Old Ladies Experience

Jimbuna · 04-19-09, 03:56 PM

Defence Attorney:
Will you please state your age?

Little Old Lady:
I am 76 years old.

Defence Attorney:
Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

Little Old Lady:
There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

Defence Attorney:
Did you know him?

Little Old Lady:
No, but he sure was friendly.

Little Old Lady:
He started to rub my thigh.

Defence Attorney:
Did you stop him?

Little Old Lady:
No, I didn't stop him.

Defence Attorney:
Why not?

Little Old Lady:
It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 20 years ago.

Defence Attorney:
What happened next?

Little Old Lady:
He began to touch my breasts.

Defence Attorney:
Did you stop him then?

Little Old Lady:
No, I certainly did not!

Defence Attorney:
Whyever not?

Little Old Lady:
His touching made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

Defence Attorney:
What happened next?

Little Old Lady:
Well, I was feeling so "spicy" that I just laid down and told him "Take me, young man. Take me now!"

Defence Attorney:
Did he take you?

Little Old Lady:
Hell, no! He just yelled,"April Fool!"And that's when I shot him, the little bastard.

FIREWALL · 04-19-09, 04:41 PM

Frame57 · 04-19-09, 05:14 PM

bookworm_020 · 04-19-09, 06:10 PM

Geno_Mariner · 04-20-09, 12:59 AM

:rotfl:

HunterICX · 04-20-09, 06:36 AM

:rotfl:

Nice one

HunterICX

Jimbuna · 04-20-09, 09:14 AM

04-19-09, 03:56 PM	#1
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,445 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	An Old Ladies Experience Defence Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 76 years old. Defence Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me. Defence Attorney: Did you know him? Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly. Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh. Defence Attorney: Did you stop him? Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him. Defence Attorney: Why not? Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 20 years ago. Defence Attorney: What happened next? Little Old Lady: He began to touch my breasts. Defence Attorney: Did you stop him then? Little Old Lady: No, I certainly did not! Defence Attorney: Whyever not? Little Old Lady: His touching made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years! Defence Attorney: What happened next? Little Old Lady: Well, I was feeling so "spicy" that I just laid down and told him "Take me, young man. Take me now!" Defence Attorney: Did he take you? Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled,"April Fool!"And that's when I shot him, the little bastard. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

04-19-09, 04:41 PM	#2
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04-19-09, 05:14 PM	#3
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04-20-09, 09:14 AM	#7
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,445 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	__________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!