A present for the wife

Jimbuna · 03-23-09, 07:37 AM

A man walks into Ann Summers to purchase some
see-through lingerie for his wife.

He is shown several possibilities that range from £50 to £150 in price,
the more see-through, the higher the price.
He opts for the sheerest item, pays the £150 and takes the lingerie
home.

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and
model it for him.

Upstairs the wife thinks 'I have an idea. It's so see-through that it might as well be nothing.. I won't put it on - do the modelling naked - return it tomorrow and get a £150 refund and keep the money for myself.

So she appears naked at the top of the stairs and strikes a pose.

The husband says 'Stone me, it wasn't that creased in the shop'.

His funeral is this Thursday.......

Schroeder · 03-23-09, 08:40 AM

There are things you should never say to a woman.

Platapus · 03-23-09, 07:09 PM

That one actually made me laugh.....out of earshot of the Frau of course.

TarJak · 03-23-09, 07:30 PM

FIREWALL · 03-23-09, 07:31 PM

kiwi_2005 · 03-23-09, 07:48 PM

1480 · 03-27-09, 12:47 AM

Even though certain things were lost in translation, that was good. English may be the only language that suffers jet lag across the pond.....

bookworm_020 · 03-27-09, 01:03 AM

I laugh, my wife doesn't

03-23-09, 07:37 AM	#1
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,526 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	A present for the wife A man walks into Ann Summers to purchase some see-through lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from £50 to £150 in price, the more see-through, the higher the price. He opts for the sheerest item, pays the £150 and takes the lingerie home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him. Upstairs the wife thinks 'I have an idea. It's so see-through that it might as well be nothing.. I won't put it on - do the modelling naked - return it tomorrow and get a £150 refund and keep the money for myself. So she appears naked at the top of the stairs and strikes a pose. The husband says 'Stone me, it wasn't that creased in the shop'. His funeral is this Thursday....... __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

03-23-09, 08:40 AM	#2
Schroeder Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Banana Republic of Germany Posts: 6,170 Downloads: 62 Uploads: 0	There are things you should never say to a woman. __________________ Putting Germ back into Germany.

03-23-09, 07:09 PM	#3
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,366 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	That one actually made me laugh.....out of earshot of the Frau of course. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

03-23-09, 07:31 PM	#5
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03-23-09, 07:48 PM	#6
kiwi_2005 Eternal Patrol Join Date: May 2004 Location: Aeoteroa Posts: 7,382 Downloads: 223 Uploads: 1	__________________ RIP kiwi_2005 Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

03-23-09, 07:30 PM	#4
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8

03-27-09, 12:47 AM	#7
1480 Lead Slinger Join Date: May 2007 Location: Chitcago, Illinoise Posts: 1,442 Downloads: 74 Uploads: 0	Even though certain things were lost in translation, that was good. English may be the only language that suffers jet lag across the pond..... __________________

03-27-09, 01:03 AM	#8
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	I laugh, my wife doesn't __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"