Ever travelled by train?

Jimbuna · 03-07-09, 05:06 PM

A man was sitting on a London train eating a bag of fresh prawns, ripping off the heads and shells and then throwing them out of the window. After he had gobbled a few of them down an older woman opposite him said, "Would you mind not doing that? It's disgusting to watch.".

"Listen love." He replied, "It's got nothing to do with you, I've paid my fare for this journey and I'll do what I damn well want on this train." He carried on ripping off the shells, throwing them out of the window and eating the prawns. Finally he finished the bag and settled back for a little sleep.

The woman then started some knitting and all the man could hear while he was trying to sleep was the incessant clicking of her knitting needles. After a while, he sits back up and says to the woman, "Could you stop that noise, can't you see I'm trying to sleep?" "It's got nothing to do with you," replies the old woman, "I've paid my fare and I'll do what I want on this train."

At that, the man grabbed the woman's knitting and threw it out of the window. The woman immediately stood up and pulled the train alarm cord. The man burst out laughing and said, "Ha ha, you'll get fined 200 pounds for that!"

To which the old woman replied, "And you'll get six years when they smell your fingers...."

XabbaRus · 03-07-09, 05:24 PM

Ok took me a few seconds to get it but very funny..:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Oberon · 03-07-09, 05:28 PM

Lucky to have any opening windows on a lot of UK trains now

Good joke though

UnderseaLcpl · 03-07-09, 07:09 PM

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
People travelling on trains!? Hilarious!

rubenandthejets · 03-07-09, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by UnderseaLcpl

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
People travelling on trains!? Hilarious!

Depends where you are, really....
Absolutelt SUPERB train service here in Japan-they run on time (to the second!), are clean, safe and cheap=and thats just the local trains! The inter city shinkanzen service is even better!

A Very Super Market · 03-07-09, 10:12 PM

Yep, Amtrak is utter hell, and Traincorp Japan is excellent.

Actually, Amtrak is pretty safe, but its a train....

Its like the 18oos when you ride in them.

India is worse though.

03-07-09, 05:06 PM	#1
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,525 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Ever travelled by train? A man was sitting on a London train eating a bag of fresh prawns, ripping off the heads and shells and then throwing them out of the window. After he had gobbled a few of them down an older woman opposite him said, "Would you mind not doing that? It's disgusting to watch.". "Listen love." He replied, "It's got nothing to do with you, I've paid my fare for this journey and I'll do what I damn well want on this train." He carried on ripping off the shells, throwing them out of the window and eating the prawns. Finally he finished the bag and settled back for a little sleep. The woman then started some knitting and all the man could hear while he was trying to sleep was the incessant clicking of her knitting needles. After a while, he sits back up and says to the woman, "Could you stop that noise, can't you see I'm trying to sleep?" "It's got nothing to do with you," replies the old woman, "I've paid my fare and I'll do what I want on this train." At that, the man grabbed the woman's knitting and threw it out of the window. The woman immediately stood up and pulled the train alarm cord. The man burst out laughing and said, "Ha ha, you'll get fined 200 pounds for that!" To which the old woman replied, "And you'll get six years when they smell your fingers...." __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

03-07-09, 05:24 PM	#2
XabbaRus Navy Seal Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,330 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Ok took me a few seconds to get it but very funny..:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: __________________

03-07-09, 07:09 PM	#4
UnderseaLcpl Silent Hunter Join Date: May 2008 Location: Storming the beaches! Posts: 4,254 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: People travelling on trains!? Hilarious! __________________ I stole this sig from Task Force

03-07-09, 10:12 PM	#6
A Very Super Market The Old Man Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Deep in the Wild Canadian suburbs. Posts: 1,468 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Yep, Amtrak is utter hell, and Traincorp Japan is excellent. Actually, Amtrak is pretty safe, but its a train.... Its like the 18oos when you ride in them. India is worse though. __________________ The entire German garrison of Vanviken, right here in your thread!

03-07-09, 05:28 PM	#3
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	Lucky to have any opening windows on a lot of UK trains now Good joke though