Children at play...Doctors and Nurses

Jimbuna · 03-06-09, 02:30 PM

A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter.

Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them.... they are bound to be curious about sex at that age."

"Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her f**king appendix out!"

Oberon · 03-06-09, 02:38 PM

There'll be a space for him at the local NHS Hospital shortly

Etienne · 03-06-09, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter.

Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them.... they are bound to be curious about sex at that age."

"Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her f**king appendix out!"

Johnny's mother beamed with pride. "My God! He's already operating at a 9th grade level!"

GoldenRivet · 03-06-09, 03:45 PM

not only that he did the kid a favor. :rotfl:

just be glad it wasnt a hysterectomy

Sailor Steve · 03-06-09, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Etienne

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter.

Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them.... they are bound to be curious about sex at that age."

"Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her f**king appendix out!"

Johnny's mother beamed with pride. "My God! He's already operating at a 9th grade level!"

:rotfl: Excellent, Etienne!

bookworm_020 · 03-06-09, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Etienne

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter.

Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them.... they are bound to be curious about sex at that age."

"Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her f**king appendix out!"

Johnny's mother beamed with pride. "My God! He's already operating at a 9th grade level!"

Get ready for the malpractice suite!

03-06-09, 02:30 PM	#1
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GoldenRivet Subsim Aviator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 8,726 Downloads: 146 Uploads: 0	not only that he did the kid a favor. :rotfl: just be glad it wasnt a hysterectomy __________________

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Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	There'll be a space for him at the local NHS Hospital shortly