Gordon the Useless

Jimbuna · 02-27-09, 05:20 PM

Gordon Brown or Gordon the Useless One as he is known by some of his colleagues was looking for a lady of the night.

He found three such girls in a local pub, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead.
To the blonde he said, 'I am the Prime Minister of England. Now howmuch would it cost me to spend some time with you?'

She replied, £200.'

To the brunette he asked the same question.

Her reply was £100.

He then asked the redhead

Her reply was, 'Mr. Prime Minister, if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes, my pants as low as my wages, get that thing of yours as hard as the times we are living in, and keep it rising like the price of petrol, keep me warmer than it is in my flat and screw me the way you have Pensioners, then it isn't going to cost you a bloody penny!'

Kapitan_Phillips · 02-27-09, 07:49 PM

jumpy · 02-27-09, 10:02 PM

ain't that the damn truth..

nice .gif though mmmmm jiggly

bookworm_020 · 02-27-09, 11:19 PM

Like it!

There is a Gordon cup in my Suburban Train driver class. It is awarded to the person who puts their foot in it! It was named after Gordon from Thomas the Tank Engine, not the British Prime Minister.

The scary thing is how many Thomas the Tank Engine episodes they have used to show what can go wrong! I might start borrowing my Nephews Collection!

Task Force · 02-27-09, 11:42 PM

there using thomas the tank engine to show what can go rong on a real locomotive.

Ive heard it all.

bookworm_020 · 02-28-09, 03:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Task Force

there using thomas the tank engine to show what can go rong on a real locomotive.

Ive heard it all.

Gordon was used to show what happened when the driver started to think he was god!

Jimbuna · 02-28-09, 09:38 AM

Kapitan_Phillips · 02-28-09, 01:04 PM

GORDON'S ALIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!

nikimcbee · 02-28-09, 01:44 PM

Jim, wasn't this Steed's job? how are Steed and gordon doing these days?

nikimcbee · 02-28-09, 01:55 PM

I just thought I'd add this to the thread, it seemed appropriate....

Kapitan_Phillips · 02-28-09, 03:25 PM

All packed for the 2009 meet I see, McBee!

Jimbuna · 02-28-09, 04:48 PM

LMAO :rotfl:

nikimcbee · 03-01-09, 01:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Kapitan_Phillips

All packed for the 2009 meet I see, McBee!

And you're picking me up at the aeroport, right?

bookworm_020 · 03-01-09, 04:31 AM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kapitan_Phillips

All packed for the 2009 meet I see, McBee!

And you're picking me up at the aeroport, right?

Remind me to alert Customs to your impending arrival

Jimbuna · 03-01-09, 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kapitan_Phillips

All packed for the 2009 meet I see, McBee!

And you're picking me up at the aeroport, right?

I remember the carry on you had at the airport last October :rotfl:

02-27-09, 05:20 PM	#1
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Gordon the Useless Gordon Brown or Gordon the Useless One as he is known by some of his colleagues was looking for a lady of the night. He found three such girls in a local pub, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. To the blonde he said, 'I am the Prime Minister of England. Now howmuch would it cost me to spend some time with you?' She replied, £200.' To the brunette he asked the same question. Her reply was £100. He then asked the redhead Her reply was, 'Mr. Prime Minister, if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes, my pants as low as my wages, get that thing of yours as hard as the times we are living in, and keep it rising like the price of petrol, keep me warmer than it is in my flat and screw me the way you have Pensioners, then it isn't going to cost you a bloody penny!' __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-27-09, 07:49 PM	#2
Kapitan_Phillips Silent Hunter Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Swansea Posts: 3,903 Downloads: 204 Uploads: 0	__________________ Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into.

02-27-09, 10:02 PM	#3
jumpy Admiral Join Date: May 2003 Location: Midlands, UK Posts: 2,139 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	ain't that the damn truth.. nice .gif though mmmmm jiggly __________________ when you’ve been so long in the desert, any water, no matter how brackish, looks like life

02-27-09, 11:19 PM	#4
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	Like it! There is a Gordon cup in my Suburban Train driver class. It is awarded to the person who puts their foot in it! It was named after Gordon from Thomas the Tank Engine, not the British Prime Minister. The scary thing is how many Thomas the Tank Engine episodes they have used to show what can go wrong! I might start borrowing my Nephews Collection! __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

02-27-09, 11:42 PM	#5
Task Force Rear Admiral Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: SPACE!!!! Posts: 10,142 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	there using thomas the tank engine to show what can go rong on a real locomotive. Ive heard it all. __________________ Task Force industries "Taking control of the world, one mind at a time"

02-28-09, 09:38 AM	#7
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	__________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-28-09, 01:04 PM	#8
Kapitan_Phillips Silent Hunter Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Swansea Posts: 3,903 Downloads: 204 Uploads: 0	GORDON'S ALIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!! __________________ Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into.

02-28-09, 01:44 PM	#9
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Jim, wasn't this Steed's job? how are Steed and gordon doing these days? __________________

02-28-09, 01:55 PM	#10
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	I just thought I'd add this to the thread, it seemed appropriate.... __________________

02-28-09, 03:25 PM	#11
Kapitan_Phillips Silent Hunter Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Swansea Posts: 3,903 Downloads: 204 Uploads: 0	All packed for the 2009 meet I see, McBee! __________________ Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into.

02-28-09, 04:48 PM	#12
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	LMAO :rotfl: __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!