Seventy-eight things a woman can't do: (and counting)

Jimbuna · 12-28-08, 11:55 AM

1. Know anything about a car except its colour
2. Understand a film plot
3. Go 24 hours without sending a text message
4. Lift
5. Throw
6. Run
7. Park
8. Fart
9. Read a map
10. Rob a bank
11. Resist Ikea
12. Sit still
13. Tell a joke
14. Play pool
15. Pay for dinner
16. Eat a kebab whilst walking
17. Pee out of a train window
18. Argue without shouting
19. Get told off without crying
20. Understand fruit machines
21. Walk past a shoe shop
22. Make a decent bacon sandwich
23. Not comment on strangers clothes
24. Use small amounts of toilet paper
25. Let you sleep with a hangover
26. Drink a pint gracefully
27. Get a round in
28. Throw a punch
29. Do magic
30. Like your friends
31. Enjoy porn
32. Eat a really hot curry
33. Get to the point
34. Buy plain envelopes
35. Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet
36. Sit in a room for five minutes without saying "I'm cold"
37. Go shopping without phoning 20 mates
38. Avoid credit card debt
39. Dive into a pool
40. Assemble furniture
41. Roll a bogey between finger and thumb
42. Set a video recorder
43. Not try and change you
44. Watch a war film
45. Understand why flirting results in violence
46. Spend a day by themselves
47. Go to the toilet by themselves
48. Buy a purse that fits in their pocket
49. Choose a video quickly
50. Conserve electricity, water or any other form of energy.
51. Admit they are wrong
52. Not try and undermine you
53. Let you make your own decisions
54. Agree with you
55. Use common sense
56. Make a major change to the world for the better with an invention
57. Construct a floor plan
58. Remember something that isn't for them
59. Win something
60. Walk out of a store with stuff they didn't plan to get before they walked in there
61. Get something done right the first time
62. Call anyone 'mate'
63. Stay In The Kitchen
64. Stay quiet for longer than 1 minute
65. Find Madeline McCann
66. Cook.
67. Stop making their husbands lives hell.
68. Get married and still give a blowjob.
69. Have their money ready before they get on the bus.
70. Clean out a tropical fish tank.
71. Get ready in the morning without making a racket.
72. Choose suitable footwear
73. Post lists and pretend they're jokes.
74. Compliment other women.
75. Find your mates are good company for you.
76. Take it up the arse without moaning about it beforehand
77. Get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above.
78. Scratch their nuts whilst watching the telly.

12-28-08, 11:55 AM	#1
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,452 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Seventy-eight things a woman can't do: (and counting) Seventy-eight things a woman can't do: (and counting) 1. Know anything about a car except its colour 2. Understand a film plot 3. Go 24 hours without sending a text message 4. Lift 5. Throw 6. Run 7. Park 8. Fart 9. Read a map 10. Rob a bank 11. Resist Ikea 12. Sit still 13. Tell a joke 14. Play pool 15. Pay for dinner 16. Eat a kebab whilst walking 17. Pee out of a train window 18. Argue without shouting 19. Get told off without crying 20. Understand fruit machines 21. Walk past a shoe shop 22. Make a decent bacon sandwich 23. Not comment on strangers clothes 24. Use small amounts of toilet paper 25. Let you sleep with a hangover 26. Drink a pint gracefully 27. Get a round in 28. Throw a punch 29. Do magic 30. Like your friends 31. Enjoy porn 32. Eat a really hot curry 33. Get to the point 34. Buy plain envelopes 35. Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet 36. Sit in a room for five minutes without saying "I'm cold" 37. Go shopping without phoning 20 mates 38. Avoid credit card debt 39. Dive into a pool 40. Assemble furniture 41. Roll a bogey between finger and thumb 42. Set a video recorder 43. Not try and change you 44. Watch a war film 45. Understand why flirting results in violence 46. Spend a day by themselves 47. Go to the toilet by themselves 48. Buy a purse that fits in their pocket 49. Choose a video quickly 50. Conserve electricity, water or any other form of energy. 51. Admit they are wrong 52. Not try and undermine you 53. Let you make your own decisions 54. Agree with you 55. Use common sense 56. Make a major change to the world for the better with an invention 57. Construct a floor plan 58. Remember something that isn't for them 59. Win something 60. Walk out of a store with stuff they didn't plan to get before they walked in there 61. Get something done right the first time 62. Call anyone 'mate' 63. Stay In The Kitchen 64. Stay quiet for longer than 1 minute 65. Find Madeline McCann 66. Cook. 67. Stop making their husbands lives hell. 68. Get married and still give a blowjob. 69. Have their money ready before they get on the bus. 70. Clean out a tropical fish tank. 71. Get ready in the morning without making a racket. 72. Choose suitable footwear 73. Post lists and pretend they're jokes. 74. Compliment other women. 75. Find your mates are good company for you. 76. Take it up the arse without moaning about it beforehand 77. Get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above. 78. Scratch their nuts whilst watching the telly. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!