Wal-mart Greeter

SUBMAN1 · 12-17-08, 03:17 PM

A HERO of a GREETER!

A very loud, very unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no they ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'

'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'

Task Force · 12-17-08, 03:22 PM

:rotfl: It is a merical.:rotfl:

SteamWake · 12-17-08, 03:27 PM

LOL if only true..

She will of course lose her job over that.

Frame57 · 12-17-08, 07:32 PM

:rotfl:

FIREWALL · 12-17-08, 07:43 PM

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

HunterICX · 12-17-08, 08:05 PM

:rotfl:Nice one!

HunterICX

nikimcbee · 12-18-08, 12:48 AM

So who's the father?

1480 · 12-18-08, 01:28 AM

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So who's the father?

You or Kaptain Phillips, either way we are arsed, frocked....

SteamWake · 12-18-08, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

So who's the father?

Probably Fathers... plural :p

Task Force · 12-18-08, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by SteamWake

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

So who's the father?

Probably Fathers... plural :p

That would be a Medical merical. :rotfl

and just creepy.)

SteamWake · 12-18-08, 05:22 PM

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So who's the father?

Probably Fathers... plural :p

That would be a Medical merical. :rotfl

and just creepy.)

You've never watched Jerry Springer I guess :rotfl:

Hylander_1314 · 12-18-08, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by SteamWake

LOL if only true..

She will of course lose her job over that.

She didn't say Merry Christmas, so she should be fine.

Captain Vlad · 12-18-08, 06:08 PM

I've seen people do lots worse at Wal-Mart and get away with it.

Task Force · 12-18-08, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by SteamWake

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Originally Posted by Task Force

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Originally Posted by SteamWake

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

So who's the father?

Probably Fathers... plural :p

That would be a Medical merical. :rotfl

and just creepy.)

You've never watched Jerry Springer I guess :rotfl:

You are not the father.

and nither are you. so if it isnt you and it isnt you.... WHO THE H*** IS!!!:rotfl:

Monica Lewinsky · 12-18-08, 07:33 PM

Well I live in the Chicago suburbs. Went on a trip to Atlanta suburbs, got greeted at the WalMart to get some stuff with "Hey, Mr Mister want a buggy?".

Said to myself "WTF, I have no kids".

She was asking if I wanted a SHOPPING CART.

'sutherners talk , I guess. They just seem not to speak English in the South.

12-17-08, 03:17 PM	#1
SUBMAN1 Rear Admiral Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 11,866 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Wal-mart Greeter A HERO of a GREETER! A very loud, very unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no they ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?' 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.' __________________

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nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	So who's the father? __________________

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SteamWake Rear Admiral Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 13,224 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	LOL if only true.. She will of course lose her job over that.

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Captain Vlad Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Pollard, Oklahoma Posts: 679 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	I've seen people do lots worse at Wal-Mart and get away with it. __________________ "Stop sounding battlestations just to hear the alarm."

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Monica Lewinsky Grey Wolf Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 845 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	Well I live in the Chicago suburbs. Went on a trip to Atlanta suburbs, got greeted at the WalMart to get some stuff with "Hey, Mr Mister want a buggy?". Said to myself "WTF, I have no kids". She was asking if I wanted a SHOPPING CART. 'sutherners talk , I guess. They just seem not to speak English in the South. __________________ Sink them all! Last edited by Monica Lewinsky; 12-18-08 at 07:34 PM.