BCS Declares germany Winner of WWII

clayp · 12-06-08, 01:30 PM

BCS DECLARES GERMANY WINNER OF WORLD WAR II

After determining the Big-12 championship game participants the BCS computers were put to work on other major contests and today the BCS declared Germany to be the winner of World War II.

2nd FRANCE
3rd JAPAN
4th US BCS

After determining the Big-12 championship game participants the BCS computers were put to work on other major contests and today the BCS declared Germany to be the winner of World War II.

"Germany put together an incredible number of victories beginning with the annexation of Austria and the Sudetenland and continuing on into conference play with defeats of Poland , France , Norway , Sweden , Denmark , Belgium and the Netherlands . Their only losses came against the US and Russia; however considering their entire body of work—including an incredibly tough Strength of Schedule—our computers deemed them worthy of the #1 ranking."

Questioned about the #4 ranking of the United States the BCS commissioner stated "The US only had two major victories—Japan and Germany . The computer models, unlike humans, aren't influenced by head-to-head contests—they consider each contest to be only a single, equally-weighted event."

German Chancellor Adolph Hiter said "Yes, we lost to the US ; but we defeated #2 ranked France in only 6 weeks." Herr Hitler has been criticized for seeking dramatic victories to earn 'style points' to enhance Germany 's rankings. Hitler protested "Our contest with Poland was in doubt until the final day and the conditions in Norway were incredibly challenging and demanded the application of additional forces."

The French ranking has also come under scrutiny. The BCS commented " France had a single loss against Germany and following a preseason #1 ranking they only fell to #2."

Japan was ranked #3 with victories including Manchuria, Borneo and the Philippines .

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

nikimcbee · 12-06-08, 01:40 PM

So did Britain even make the top 25? Germany will play Florida in the national championship and get their sauerkraut "over-rated" be-hinds handed to them.

Biggles · 12-06-08, 04:35 PM

Bah, anyone who has done their proper reading will know that Italy won the war! (Nod to Catch-22, although I hardly expect anyone to catch up).

caspofungin · 12-06-08, 04:49 PM

as the old man says, "better to live on your feet than die on your knees."

Biggles · 12-06-08, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by caspofungin

as the old man says, "better to live on your feet than die on your knees."

Are you sure? I thought the expression said "Better to die on your feet than to live on your knees"

Sailor Steve · 12-06-08, 06:12 PM

That's the proper expression, but caspofungin quoted the old man correctly. That's why he believed they had won.
Catch up indeed!

:p :p :p :p :p

Biggles · 12-06-08, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

That's the proper expression, but caspofungin quoted the old man correctly. That's why he believed they had won.
Catch up indeed!

:p :p :p :p :p

I was quoting (from my mind) Nately's answer you fool!

:p :p :p :p :p

12-06-08, 06:12 PM	#6
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	That's the proper expression, but caspofungin quoted the old man correctly. That's why he believed they had won. Catch up indeed! :p :p :p :p :p __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo Last edited by Sailor Steve; 12-06-08 at 06:14 PM.

12-06-08, 01:30 PM	#1
clayp The Old Man Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,554 Downloads: 340 Uploads: 0	BCS Declares germany Winner of WWII BCS DECLARES GERMANY WINNER OF WORLD WAR II After determining the Big-12 championship game participants the BCS computers were put to work on other major contests and today the BCS declared Germany to be the winner of World War II. 2nd FRANCE 3rd JAPAN 4th US BCS After determining the Big-12 championship game participants the BCS computers were put to work on other major contests and today the BCS declared Germany to be the winner of World War II. "Germany put together an incredible number of victories beginning with the annexation of Austria and the Sudetenland and continuing on into conference play with defeats of Poland , France , Norway , Sweden , Denmark , Belgium and the Netherlands . Their only losses came against the US and Russia; however considering their entire body of work—including an incredibly tough Strength of Schedule—our computers deemed them worthy of the #1 ranking." Questioned about the #4 ranking of the United States the BCS commissioner stated "The US only had two major victories—Japan and Germany . The computer models, unlike humans, aren't influenced by head-to-head contests—they consider each contest to be only a single, equally-weighted event." German Chancellor Adolph Hiter said "Yes, we lost to the US ; but we defeated #2 ranked France in only 6 weeks." Herr Hitler has been criticized for seeking dramatic victories to earn 'style points' to enhance Germany 's rankings. Hitler protested "Our contest with Poland was in doubt until the final day and the conditions in Norway were incredibly challenging and demanded the application of additional forces." The French ranking has also come under scrutiny. The BCS commented " France had a single loss against Germany and following a preseason #1 ranking they only fell to #2." Japan was ranked #3 with victories including Manchuria, Borneo and the Philippines . :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: __________________ clayp Last edited by Onkel Neal; 12-06-08 at 04:55 PM. Reason: Fixed text color

12-06-08, 01:40 PM	#2
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	So did Britain even make the top 25? Germany will play Florida in the national championship and get their sauerkraut "over-rated" be-hinds handed to them. __________________

12-06-08, 04:35 PM	#3
Biggles Silent Hunter Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Sweden (I'm not a Viking...) Posts: 3,529 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Bah, anyone who has done their proper reading will know that Italy won the war! (Nod to Catch-22, although I hardly expect anyone to catch up). __________________

12-06-08, 04:49 PM	#4
caspofungin Commander Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 459 Downloads: 41 Uploads: 0	as the old man says, "better to live on your feet than die on your knees."